El Yunque researcher. UPR prof. @LUQLTER PI. Traveler. Gourmet or gourmand? 🐈 lover. @HawkeyeFootball fan. Gringorican🇵🇷. Opinions my own.

Joined March 2013
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Hopefully for more than a day ... @LUQLTER @SEVLTER Schoolyard Symposium
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Love the “Caprivi Strip” off Belarus. To the Volga?
Europe But Europeans Colonised It The worst examples of Europeans drawing borders: brilliantmaps.com/europe-but…
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Goodbye, sweet Twitter. It used to be so much fun. I’m moving over to that Cielo Azul place (jesterkz_punto_bsky_punto_social). You can also follow me on the Gram @jesterkz. I’m also trying to keep an Insta cat site going @bradscats. And I am always on FB. Goodbye, cruel X.
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Fuck it, what could go wrong. I’m back. Blue sky is a liberal echo chamber and Instagram is self-absorbed and Facebook is where I wanna interact with old friends. Just wanna see the raw news as it’s happening. So I guess I’m stuck with X.
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FLORIDA EVACUEES 🚨 If you are headed North to escape the Cat 5 coming in and need a safe place to be, I have 5 acres available just off I-75N where we have WiFi, a generator, Laundry, parking , RV space some electrical and water hook-ups. Pets and large animals welcome. We can make it work just hit my DM’s or just reply below for directions. God Bless be safe ! 🇺🇸
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Wonderful postdoc mentor
#StaffSpotlight We're highlighting our orchid guardian and wetland guru Dr. Dennis Whigham! After 46 years with @smithsonian, Dennis retired this spring. As a sendoff, the Smithsonian gave him one of its first Distinguished Career Service Medals. 📸Kelsie Moore
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Another bad day at the office …
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Skills detecting birds by sight and sound? Keen on hiking off trail in the mountains? We're looking for field technicians/ interns for May-July 2024 to help us collect bird population data following the Lookout Fire at the HJ Andrews Forest: jobs.oregonstate.edu/posting…
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I just published a wildly over-researched article about a question that has been plaguing me for months: Why is this bridge here? tylervigen.com/the-mystery-o…
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Job Opportunity: Scientific Affairs Associate Director for Cayo Santiago Req: Master or Ph.D. in biology, ecology, anthropology, or experience with NHP with at least two (2) years of research experience, and providing academic mentorship groups.google.com/a/g-groups…

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I went to ⁦@KBSLTER⁩ and all I got was this stupid hat! ⁦@USLTER#sciencecouncil
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Not! Wonderful field trip for @USLTER #sciencecouncil meeting where I got a lot of insight into l-t dynamics of agricultural systems.
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I am a @CNN fan. I will not be watching the town hall tonight. There is nothing to be learned, therefore it is not “news”. @kaitlancollins
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Congratulations to Lissy Coley on her election today as a member of the National Academy of Sciences. Yahoo! @uofubiology #gcscaffiliate
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Geologists concretely establish the timing of the end of the Holocene in a parking lot in coastal Puerto Rico.
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Looking for a PhD assistantship in water quality and emerging contaminants? Check out this ad with @StefWhitmire. Note: Dr W has a great track record w underserved students.
PhD Position in Coastal Water Quality: Emerging Contaminants in Coastal Stormwater Ponds. Click to see the opportunity and Clemson Faculty contacts.
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That is NOT where I expected the eyes to be and now I am crying laughing
Mack from fisheries crew wanted to demonstrate how to properly hug a paddlefish, Step one: get a paddlefish Step two: hug the paddlefish Step three: try not to cry tears of joy
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The FBI has received credible information of a broad threat to synagogues in NJ. We ask at this time that you take all security precautions to protect your community and facility. We will share more information as soon as we can. Stay alert. In case of emergency call police.
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Oil price per barrel are currently $86, while gas prices are close to $4 a gallon. In 2010, oil was slightly over $85 a barrel, while gas was under $3. While price per barrel remains the same, Oil companies have jacked up prices over 30% It’s not Biden, it’s the Oil companies.
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In case you were wondering how it’s going at the flagship campus (Río Piedras) of the University of Puerto Rico more than two weeks after Hurricane Fiona and the ongoing disasters of austerity and mismanagement: 1/
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