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23 Jan 2023
#MeToo
Not a pun or joke of being back, too, as twas already made. #MeToo that I became my own Jesus to answer my own prayers.
Neither Sexual Assault nor Domestic Violence are no joking matters, and thus I saved my #MeToo for now when I'm preparing to share my story, yet again.
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1 Jul 2023
Translation: we are afraid that the collective bargaining power of PISSED OFF people can have, thus we have nothing beyond our bottom line, which a 33% rate limit boost should appease, so long as the limit is forgotten as a NEW addition to an already terrifuckingble experience...
Rate limits increasing soon to 8000 for verified, 800 for unverified & 400 for new unverified
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1 Jul 2023
Storing this headache for later. Elon, you certainly know how to motivate me in the least desirable ways... This is artificial inflation being blamed on anything but the artificially inflated pricing. Go back to South Africa and then go back to England already, where yall belong.
To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:
- Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day
- Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day
- New unverified accounts to 300/day
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20 Jun 2023
Probably offer to by Toyota, despite lacking qualifications to own Twitter...
Oh, sorry, you mean the Alphabet Army that you keep dismissing and missing the points of?
@MrBeast cured colpr blondness... Lol fucking dyspraxia and dyslexia... Hahaha colpr...
Cured colorblindness
19 Jun 2023
So what happens when LGBTIDGAFWTFISTHISABCDEFGQ runs out of letters in the alphabet?
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20 Jun 2023
Elon, do you remember EVERYONE you ever met? @jk_rowling doesnt remember me, nor will they respond to the Hermoine lie. Joanne was in Los Angeles and signed 4 books while telling me Her My Own is that weird ass name in that pagan book my church called demonic. Yeah, ~old times...
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20 Jun 2023
Joanne will lie and claim Her My Knee is the only way they said, but i have evidence of witnesses who made fun of me and if they deny the butt of the joke as being Her My Own something instead of renting it, then explain how the joke was even made.
We me, Elon, you FILYHY THIEF.
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17 Jun 2023
Ahhh, yes. Mein Fuhrer shall be smitten with the grammar Nazis!!!
If only punctuation was as strong of a suit... Here, i will let you borrow one of my many points... .
That one is a period, when used at the end of a sentence.
Otherwise you leave it agape, like your mouth hole.
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17 Jun 2023
When the white supremacy plays pretend, they tend to involve a number of cameras. When Nazis, like Pierre, play pretend ethics and compassion, they like to record it for that "i have minority friends!" card that @Your_mums_aTerf failed to establish.
Memory BITCH! got any left???
17 Jun 2023
Joined hundreds of Canadians to celebrate the hard work and family values of Filipino Canadians.
Only 11% of Filipino nurses in Canada are allowed to work in our hospitals. A Blue Seal exam would let more prove they are qualified & treat patients while earning powerful paycheques.
Happy Filipino Heritage Month!
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17 Jun 2023
@PierrePoilievre you annoy me, and thus i have followed you.
You doubt my existence, but if my name isnt Charlii XXX, then XCX didnt sing BOOM CLAP, and BOOM! isnt a song by @systemofadown
@rainnwilson is correct, and if Dwight is Right, then the Price is WRONG, BITCH...
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17 Jun 2023
THAT cheek, your ass cheek, while you check the weight of the forcible masses that will gather behind me, letting me be the first to breech the door and take any hailfire or hellfire demonic askholes like you and the True Dough cookie cutter of George of the Jungle Bushes moulds.
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17 Jun 2023
Come at me, #PeeAirHeads... Yes, any supporter of a the lead AirHead of Pee, then consider snowflake the outdated term for a white supremacist doctrine that borders that of an 8Bit Hitler in 4k HD...
You pissed on me and called it rain. Welcome to dogs & cats reigning, Bitch. /0
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24 May 2023
Fuck it... Cant even discern my OWN identity enough in this whole fucking shit show.
From now on, dont gender Jesus, or apply ethnicity to Jesus, or any of that shit.
Presently, and forever more i identify as exhausted. #iAMexhuasted
My political party is: im EXHAUSTED AS FUCK.
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21 May 2023
Not as well worded as i would like, but havent slept, am still in a mortal body that was killed the first time, thus obviously can fatigue if needed to rest, eat, and can weep so as to have past tensed wept.
Cant lie about who i am, but would like not to be killed twice, please.
21 May 2023
Sure, and then please cite and then quote me that scripture verse that explained how Jesus wasnt going to be disguised upon their return, and how maybe God might have played a game of PeekaBoo while taking a nap until technology enabled Jesus to not have to go on tour to teach...
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21 May 2023
Yall wanna fuck with me, sure. Will let you fuck yourself and let wonder why you suddenly have a limp dick or a dry vag, yet your ass suddenly hurts, or you get a raging headache, as the mindfuck of returning the favor is missed like the 99 red hot nuclear missles disguised as???
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