I'm just trying to be the Shepard
Joined February 2019
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8 Jul 2022
I’ve got three YouTube videos permanently open and available for viewing on my safari. Can y’all guess?
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1 May 2025
always find myself at this Atlanta hawks bar at the end of concourse A
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15 Aug 2024
Had the pleasure of whipping this hog around last week. Final thots: could not say enough bad things about it. Pretty much Michael Scott’s dream car @Ford
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17 Jul 2024
Can’t pick the faster airport security line to save my life . Straight yips
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15 Jul 2024
Staring at the ceiling. Just wishing for grass in Bank of America. That’s all
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12 Feb 2024
Been telling folks chiefs punter Tommy Townsend is from Scotland for years now. Got fact checked tn at SB party, mans from Orlando
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26 May 2023
Rental ranker update: Buick needs to head back to the drawing board on this one. Granny disappointed
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