A Man Went Into A Shop To Buy A Face - Brighton Fringe 9th & 23rd May 6:30pm

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Robert Kenyon on Question Time last night...
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I'm doing my first ever W.I.P as part of @brightonfringe 9th & 23rd May 6:30pm at @PrezEdBrighton where I will try and finish a joke I started in 1985..ticket link in bio #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #brightonfringe
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Russell Brand searches for a Bible passage - with the addition of the Countdown clock music.
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I'm doing my first ever W.I.P as part of @brightonfringe in May at @PrezEdBrighton where I will try and finish a joke I started in 1985..ticket link in bio
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Farage can kick off all he wants but I'd much prefer a badger over Churchill on our bank notes...
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New #NFFC manager Tony Mowbray was already waiting in the wings...
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Least someone at @LFC got a good result last night...
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Lovely shot of Marcus Rashford & Jack Grealish at the PFA Awards last month... #MAFSUK
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I've spent all day drawing traffic islands on St George's flags...
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New owners at @swfc first job will be to change the badge... #swfc
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Maybe if more officials took a couple of lines of Charlie the VAR decisions wouldn't take as long... #DavidCoote #PGMOL #PremierLeague
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Feels like the @BBCOne are sending Strictly a coded message... #bbc #Strictly
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You can't moan that kids nowadays don't listen to "proper" music, and then in the next breath complain when they snap up all the Oasis tickets... #oasisreunion #oasis2025
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Sunak wheeling out Bojo for the final round of campaigning is akin to Lostprophets getting Ian Watkins to rejoin them onstage for an encore...
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Meanwhile at the styโ€ฆ #bcfc
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Would have been better if @WayneRooney 's sacking had been announced on @vardy7 's Instagram account
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Christmas number 1 is gonna be a duet of Paul McCartney and the Wealdstone Raider...
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Only 2 months now until that sausage roll twat resurfaces...
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