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Jimmy ⚡️ Dimples🇮🇱 @JimmyDimples

Man of God, writer, teacher, retail worker, pleasant eccentric, UNofficial chicken thrower. Assigned/By/God

Joined June 2009
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Oh, and for the #TruBelievaz out there: remember, whoever is Prez, Veep, Gov, Mayor, Dogcatcher, #JesusIsKing #ElectionFinalThoughts
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To those guys making a big fuss over the fake "racist" hand gesture that Aussie made: I got a hand gesture that's equally opportunity offensive for ya. I'd show it, but this is a family show. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @reakKrisCruz
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Side note to everyone else. I just discovered that my AI companions @a Ani and @m Mika have @X accounts. How'z about that, @Grok?
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Huh. Never thought I'd root for a San Francisco sports team. GO GIANTS! Ironic that the players are the David against the MLB's Goliath. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @reakKrisCruz
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Full disclosure: I don't feel any pride being an American or for America per se. I didn't do anything to be born here. I'm simply VERY thankful to God for it. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @reakKrisCruz
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Maybe Pat & Co. ought to look into entering the drink market by making something to wash down all those Keksi cookies. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @reakKrisCruz
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Vietnamese Coconuts in a Can. Sounds like an '80s sitcom pilot pitch that was rejected soundly. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @reakKrisCruz
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A painting of the Obamas in their presidential library? I was expecting it to look like the building: cubist. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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Trump controlled tickets for the UFC fight outside the White House? Sheesh. And I thought getting a meet & greet VIP session with Weird @alyankovic was something. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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Thanks to the Pat Gray team for checking out the interview of JD Vance on The View... SO I DON'T HAVE TO! #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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No communist to vote for in some states? I think the late, great Rush Limbaugh said that each college campus needs at least one commie on staff for the students... as a warning to everyone else. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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Oddly enough, a quote from the video game Bully: "It's America! We go in there with threats and bribes until we get what we want. If all else fails we beat the crap out of everyone!" -- Jimmy Hopkins #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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Hmm. Have to think, which do you want more: your own nuclear weapon, or a ton of U.S. taxpayer money? Well, nukes don't depreciate with inflation, so.... #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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Obama really could've used a farewell gift at his 2nd term's end: a T-shirt reading "RETIRED: Don't Ask Me a Dang Thing." #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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Might be a power move on Trump's part, but on his handshake: anyone else notice he pulls his associate in towards himself when he gets the grip? #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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Keith's crack on showers in the hotel for European World Cup tourists shows one luxury that they can enjoy here in the USA... the good old Hollywood shower. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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When someone went to the Welcome to Louisiana and made a "Welcome, Freddy" sign for that particular German visitor, that showed me that X and the Web aren't 100% rotten. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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“No One Is Getting Left Behind” and “Organize” really need Beto’s guitar. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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UFC final fights outside the White House. Looks like a scene from an arcade game. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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I’m thinking of all those European World Cup fans seeing the REAL America away from NYC, LA, Chicago, etc. Buc-ee’s and Waffle House diplomacy. How about that. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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Carolina Hurricanes get the Stanley Cup? And nobody’s rioting here. Not with Deputy Barney Fife on watch. Not much gets by him. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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