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27 Apr 2023
John Dutton fleeced Seattle and Jacksonville before retiring to Montana and single-handedly reviving faith in this nation’s railway system.
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18 Feb 2023
“You too can become an official by contacting your local booking agent!”
17 Feb 2023
In the DR Congo, a women’s team chased and beat up a ref that did not award them a penalty kick while trailing 5-1 @StoolFootball
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30 Oct 2022
Joey Slye is now out here making PATs when they matter.
Just pile on the insults today.
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30 Oct 2022
Only the Carolina Panthers have to worry about a kicker shanking a 33-yarder IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD to win a game. Any other NFL team drills that operation from inside 35 IN THEIR SLEEP.
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11 Oct 2022
The Panthers are just one asset in the Tepper Sports & Entertainment portfolio and they are treated as such. All hail King David for bringing some well-needed culture to Charlotte! What did the citizenry ever do before he arrived?
4 Oct 2022
Hello yes I wish to be directed to a place that does not live in 2nd and 11 and gates that do not have faulty locks on them
18 Sep 2022
Matt Rhule clapping on the offsides by Ioannidis.
“It’s OK, you went to Temple, I’ll allow it.”
13 Sep 2022
Why is NFL Network showing a clip of Josh Allen stiff-arming a defender with a cartoonish “POW!” behind it?
Lord knows they would never green light a linebacker sacking any QB with a similar cartoonish “POW!” behind it.
5 Sep 2022
Outside of the timeout taken by Florida State, how is LSU allowed a final play when the ball carrier is down inbounds at :01 AND you can’t spike it at :01 or :02?
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17 Mar 2022
I picked #Gonzaga to cut down the nets! Who's in your bracket? #bracket fantasy.espn.com/tournament-…
28 Jan 2022
If Penny Hardaway finds a way to lose this game, he should be fired on site.
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27 Jan 2022
I swept the “Conference Championship Heroes” category on Jeopardy tonight.
Strangely, there was no applause emanating from my living room.
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24 Jan 2022
Time to turn NFL playoff overtime into something resembling baseball innings.
Teams exchange 3s or 7s, do it again. No “sudden death” even if the first possession for each produces nothing.
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23 Jan 2022
Time to make the goalposts more narrow in the NFL. These kickers are already automatic from 40 and in, and they’re getting there from 40-49.
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16 Jan 2022
Not a fan of spiking the ball there and wasting a play. You can easily run 4 plays intended for the end zone inside the 10 in 25 seconds or less.
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28 Dec 2021
The most noble thing Sean Payton ever did was line up in the I formation to run the clock out on the final two plays. Ian Book tried to murder me and very nearly did.
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19 Dec 2021
Should I double up Melvin Gordon and Javonte Williams in my 2 flex positions or sub in either D’Onta Foreman or Amon-Ra St. Brown for one of them?
Injuries and COVID protocols ravage my bench otherwise with Swift, Mitchell and Mattison all out.