Occasionally facetious, Dry humorist, ultracrepidarian, recovering misanthrope, dabble in shit posting, random, sometimes serious. 75% Cro-Magnon 25% Sasquatch

Joined May 2022
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Hate is my love language
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Special Eddie says, G'night, sleep tight, don't let the skeeters bite. Sleep well yall
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What would happen if everyone just shut their fucking gum flapping face holes for a whole day?
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How fucking hard is it to remember the extremely important part of attaching the damn bungee cord to the jumper. Complete and utter fucking morons.

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It's hot as hell, took my cousin Special Eddy to the groomers
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If i was a trillionaire I'd buy all the land to keep you fuckers off of it
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When you're stressed out as fuck, how do you deal with it?
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Help me learn to like people fuckers....please
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Why the fuck do people only put emojis after sentences? You need to word vomit before you feel somethin? No offense, well maybe a bit
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If you wear sandals or crocs, hand in your man card immediately. Don't try to pretend you didn't think the same way at first
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Big Sue vs King Kong vs Godzilla. I smell a blockbuster
Big Sue made a promise to meet her true love at the top of the Empire State Building. ❤️ The journey starts now, and she'd love for you to come along for the adventure. Thank you, Libre @RealIggyLibre for creating Big Sue's NY Adventure. He did an outstanding job. I hope everyone is following Libre, his content is outstanding.
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This mornings breakfast, it's enough for me and an average sized human if you want some
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"The later you stay up, the longer you've been awake" - Special Eddy, the Bigfoot. G'night
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Nothing knocks me out of a shit mood like a good thunderstorm
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It be hot as shit outside, so me and my cousin Special Eddy went for a soak in the crick
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Good morning yall
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This meme speaks to me on a deep level, this meme is art
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Imagine a tree house at the top of one of these things
No, this is not AI. This is Sequoia National Park in California, home to some of the largest trees on Earth. Some of these giant sequoias are over 2,000 years old and taller than a 25-story building. Seeing them in person feels almost unreal.
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Are you maximizing happiness or minimizing misery?
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