Cheese Board Enthusiast, Turophile & Babysitter.
Joined April 2020
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After years of waiting, I finally got to meet James Blunt and ask him to his face if he has a favourite cheese.
Absolute gent and a legend.
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Jun 13
Morning, cheesebags!
What is everyone doing with their weekend?
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Jun 9
One of the best British cheeses AND a yellow sticker! Winning.
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Jun 9
I’m the twitter cheese guy. I know I’m the twitter cheese cheese guy.
But when the world is full of grim news, part of me wants to say something… and another part thinks people come here to escape all that.
Still, silence can feel uncomfortable when you’ve got a platform.
Anyone else stuck between wanting to speak and wanting to keep things light?
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Jun 7
Babysitting Orla! Another cinema day followed by park and basketball.
Mario 2 with some Mature cheddar popcorn by Proper.
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Jun 7
The Country is going to hell in a handcart, but when all seems lost, remember this: we still have cheese!
Get yourself to St Martin‑in‑the‑Fields on Wednesday (4pm-8pm) and buy some of the best cheese on Earth!
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Jun 6
Co-babysittting today! The O2 Cinema to watch Zog Zog & The Flying Doctors. Hope you all have an amazingly cheesy weekend!
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Jun 5
I only pop on here to talk about cheese and end up reading about corrupt MPs, a useless PM, violent criminals/rapists getting slaps on the wrist, police corruption, and hoards of perverted men invading women’s spaces.
Anyway… what’s your favourite cheese?
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Jun 3
To date, I've eaten local cheeses in 67 different countries. My goal is to reach 100. No reason for it, other than that I really like cheese. My favourite so far was a stinky Albanian cheese aged in sheepskin.
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Jun 2
A lovely bit of Pitchfork Cheddar by The Trethowan brothers for lunch. Easily one of the best cheeses ever made.
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Jun 1
It's pride month, so let's change my usual question to celebrate.
Who is your favourite LGB person?
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May 30
This reply from Scottish comedian Limmy might be my favourite reply ever.
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May 30
Arsenal vs PSG
England vs France
Cheddar vs Camembert.
Let’s settle it.
Who wins — in football AND in cheese?
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33 votes • Final results
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May 30
Thank you, Josh Howie.
Comté is a stunner!
May 30
I’m honoured. Comte. Obvs.
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May 30
Three years ago today I went on This Morning with Phil and Holly.
What a wild three years it’s been!
Considerably wilder for Phil, but still.
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May 29
The great thing about being married to a fellow cheese lover is that she doesn't bat an eye when I have 250g of cheese as side to my dinner.
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