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Tim Dillon says there will be no midterms: DILLON: “MIDTERMS?! Israel is gonna nuke the midterms. We’ll be in a war with Turkey by then. Trump is gonna go to Bibi and say we can’t let the midterms happen. It’s bad for business. There are no midterms. Sorry about that.”
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Joe Rogan is highly suspicious with comedian Joey Diaz about what’s really going on with Data Centers: ROGAN: “Why are they building massive data centers that need to be powered by nuclear reactors? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? These things are sucking up all the water. What’s really going on here?” DIAZ: “Wow, that’s creepy.” ROGAN: “Right now the entire world is addicted to content. These phones are just the gateway drug. Something bigger is coming.” DIAZ: “Technology is destroying kids. My daughter can no longer watch an entire movie.” ROGAN: “They have zero attention span.” DIAZ: “She can only watch 40 minutes and then she might watch some more the next day.” ROGAN: “The addiction to our phones is preparing us for the next stage of what life is going to be like as a human. The phones are just the beginning.”
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Joe Rogan is truly astonished with comedian Joey Diaz by the miracle healing powers of mushrooms: ROGAN: “There was a lady with Alzheimer’s who couldn’t talk anymore, so they gave her 5 grams of psilocybin mushrooms and everything started working again.” DIAZ: “Now she’s singing opera.” ROGAN: “Not only did her ability to talk come back, but now she’s able to remember things again too. It’s unbelievable.” DIAZ: “I know people with stutters that could all of a sudden talk perfectly.” ROGAN: “The real problem is that it’s not legal yet. Trump is trying to change that with this new psychedelics act.” DIAZ: “There are still morons out there who say mushrooms are deadly.” ROGAN: “We’d be living in a better world if more people in society had access to mushrooms to help them overcome whatever hurdle is holding them back in life.”
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Joe Rogan just said out loud what lots of America First voters are thinking after telling bowhunter Cameron Hanes that he’s fed up with President Trump hiding the truth from the American public: ROGAN: “Who ACTUALLY killed Charlie Kirk? Why did they pave over the ground right after the shooting. What is really going on here? They don’t tell us anything.” HANES: “See now you’re putting me in a bad mood. I try not to think about all this stuff because it gets me so pissed.” ROGAN: “We thought the Epstein files and everything else were going to get released after the election. We were supposed to drain the swamp and find all the people who were taking advantage of children.” HANES: “His first term was more along those lines. Then we had the Biden disaster for 4 years, and now I have no idea what this current Trump term even is.” ROGAN: “It would’ve been a whole lot different if we didn’t blow up Iran. What in the world are we even doing?” HANES: “I know it’s ridiculous.” ROGAN: “The only people I know that are happy about this are super pro-Israel. Everyone I know who’s America First are all upset that we’re back in another war.” HANES: “Iran has been preparing for this type of attack since forever.” ROGAN: “When their leader gets taken out they already have a new guy ready to fill his spot. We’ll start to negotiate with the new guy and then Israel kills him. It’s so crazy.”
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New: Joe Rogan reveals to bowhunter Cameron Hanes that’s he’s extremely nervous about something bad happening at UFC Freedom 250 on the White House lawn: ROGAN: “The UFC built this canopy over the cage to protect against rain. It’s 92 feet in the air and they call it The Claw.” HANES: “Did you see those thunderstorms coming in?” ROGAN: “Oh yeah we’re f*cked. I saw Ilia Topuria and Justin Gaethje working out outside and the weather is just so heavy.” HANES: “I don’t think it’s good if lightning hits that Claw.” ROGAN: “I’m more worried about a terrorist attack than I am about some lightning.” HANES: “That’s true.” ROGAN: “I don’t know anyone that’s gotten hit by a terrorist attack, but I do know people who have gotten struck by lightning and it’s such a horrible way to die.”
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Joe Rogan had his mind shattered after scientist Dean Radin just exposed the Church for killing people who possess psychic abilities so they could keep all the power: ROGAN: “Don’t you think everyone’s going to be psychic when we have Neuralink implanted in our brains?” RADIN: “People who are psychic come from psychic families. Their DNA has different genes turned on compared to a normal person.” ROGAN: “Really, that’s interesting.” RADIN: “It’s been proven that the longer societies have been exposed to Christianity the more often their psychic genes are turned off.” ROGAN: “How does that make any sense?” RADIN: “The Church would look for people that had shown psychic abilities, and then they would kill them.” ROGAN: “This is insane. Who exactly were they targeting?” RADIN: “They initially went after witches, but then hunted people who were healers and showed any kind of psychic abilities.” ROGAN: “Jesus.” RADIN: “Eventually you were left with people that no longer possessed the psychic genes. The Church was afraid these gifted people would steal their followers.” ROGAN: “Wow, so they enforced their Christian ideology and eliminated anyone with supernatural powers so they could keep all the power.”
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New: Joe Rogan left speechless after scientist Dean Radin reveals how a psychic woman located a lost nuclear bomber in Africa by remote viewing: ROGAN: “What’s the most impressive thing you’ve seen someone achieve through remote viewing?” RADIN: “There’s an amazing case where they had to find a plane that crashed in Africa which was holding a nuclear bomb.” ROGAN: “Nobody already knew where it was right?” RADIN: “Correct. It crashed so nobody had any idea where it was.” ROGAN: “So how exactly was a remote viewer able to locate something the government couldn’t even find?” RADIN: “We used this psychic lady who was a remote viewer named Fran. We told her to pick a spot on the map and boom she nails the exact location.” ROGAN: “That’s spectacular. Even Jimmy Carter admitted that he used a psychic to locate the plane. You couldn’t achieve that any other way.”
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Joe Rogan spills the truth to comedian Joey Diaz that Zyns are the key to elite focus and why carbs are causing people to have massive brain fog and zero energy: ROGAN: “I use my brain for a living. Zyns are great. They will make your brain function at a higher level.” DIAZ: “I used to have an unbelievable memory, and now I can’t remember anything.” ROGAN: “There’s a lot of people that think nootropics are BS, but I can feel a significant difference between taking them and not taking them.” DIAZ: “Once I turned 60, I started to forget everything.” ROGAN: “Ketogenic and carnivore diets are also great for giving you more mental clarity. It’s fact!” DIAZ: “I need 8 hours of sleep now. 6.5 hours does nothing for me. I’ll throw an hour nap in there too at 2pm.” ROGAN: “Sleep and creatine are so important too. Carbs also give you a ton of brain fog. My brain works way better if I’m just eating eggs and steak. 100%.”
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New: Joe Rogan debunks claims with comedian Joey Diaz that President Trump gets booed at all sporting events following his Knicks game appearance: ROGAN: “New Yorkers were just upset about Trump being there because he made the traffic worse.” DIAZ: “They booed him to death at Madison Square Garden.” ROGAN: “There were boos, but there were also cheers. It might’ve been 50/50.” DIAZ: “He was the kiss of death last night. I bet against the Knicks when I heard he was showing up.” ROGAN: “People have been saying he gets booed at the UFC. I’ve seen him there 6 times now. He never gets booed.” DIAZ: “They love him.” ROGAN: “They always cheer when he walks out with Dana White. These people who like to lie and say they boo him are distorting reality. It’s just not true.”
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Joe Rogan gets in serious argument with NFL legend Terry Bradshaw over if stem cells actually work: ROGAN: “Stem cells absolutely work.” BRADSHAW: “I don’t believe in stem cells.” ROGAN: “I had a full length rotator cuff tear so I tried some stem cell therapy. Within 6 months it was completely healed. The tear didn’t even exist on an MRI anymore.” BRADSHAW: “You had baby Jesus in your pocket.” ROGAN: “No man, I had science. It works.” BRADSHAW: “Everyone that does stem cell therapy ends up having to go back to do it again. They keep going back because it’s not working.” ROGAN: “You’d be silly to ignore breakthrough science like this. There’s a reason people travel all across the world for this stuff. Stem cells work.”
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New: Joe Rogan debates NFL legend Terry Bradshaw on whether or not Ivermectin should be taken by humans: ROGAN: “Ivermectin won the Nobel Prize for use in human beings. It’s an anti-parasitic with antiviral properties.” BRADSHAW: “I used to give Ivermectin to my cattle. It’s a cattle dewormer.” ROGAN: “It cured me when I had Covid so CNN started attacking me because they wanted everyone vaccinated. They put a green filter over my face to make me look sick.” BRADSHAW: “I had a brain surgeon recommend Ivermectin to me. I could never rationalize that kind of thinking.” ROGAN: “It is a dewormer, but it was actually invented for humans. We’re mammals so we have similar medicines. It stops viral replications.” BRADSHAW: “Is it actually proven though? I wasn’t going to take that no matter what. I’m married to my doctor and she says we’re not taking that.” ROGAN: “The reason they told people not to take Ivermectin was because they wanted everyone vaccinated so they could make a lot of money. It wasn’t because the vaccine was effective.”
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Joe Rogan can no longer hide how he really feels anymore after exposing to financial expert Caleb Hammer that Bernie Sanders is a total hypocrite: ROGAN: “Bernie Sanders used to rally against millionaires, but now he’s a millionaire so he started moving the goalposts to billionaires being the problem. It’s adorable.” HAMMER: “Even Gavin Newsom is starting to change his tune on the billionaire tax.” ROGAN: “Yeah because all the billionaires are leaving his state. All he cares about is his personal gain. He doesn’t give any real answers to questions.” HAMMER: “That’s true.” ROGAN: “There’s a giant number of college kids now that think communism is the solution. They genuinely believe in it. It’s very scary.” HAMMER: “They’re retarded. Communism has never worked anywhere ever.” ROGAN: “These teachers and professors don’t live in the real world. They’ve never had their own business. They are brainwashing kids with ideas and concepts that don’t work at all in real life.”
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Joe Rogan is puzzled with finance expert Caleb Hammer as he tries to understand why blue states are purposefully destroying their cities: ROGAN: “If you had to put your tinfoil hat on why do you think these cities keep releasing violent criminals?” HAMMER: “Everyone’s been politically captured. Within 3 minutes these social platforms figure out what group to put you in and they only feed you that one side of the political spectrum.” ROGAN: “Absolutely they are.” HAMMER: “Young women have become more politically extreme than anyone else in the history of the country. They only listen to one perspective so they just keep voting for garbage.” ROGAN: “You’re right.” HAMMER: “I’m considered a borderline Nazi because I disagree with far left ideology. Sorry, but taxes shouldn’t fund t*ts. I’m sorry if that makes me a Nazi.” ROGAN: “They pretend their fake missions will have positive outcomes so they can justify what they’re doing with minimal backlash from the public for why they need all this money.”
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Legendary arm wrestler Devon Larratt sat down with Joe Rogan and revealed the terrifying reality behind his rise to the top. He risked his entire life savings, his career, and his family's future on a single $40,000 match. Read the full breakdown of how he managed the crippling stress and built a 10-year legacy 👇 x.com/joeroganrecaps/status/…

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New: President Trump tells Meet the Press what he really thinks about the Iran war: TRUMP: “I don’t think this conflict with Iran is much of a war, I prefer to call it a military exercise. We lost 13 soldiers which is much less than anyone envisioned. We’re doing a great job.”
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Joe Rogan admits out loud to devout Christian Joe Eszterhas that he’s not a fan of President Trump’s use of ICE: ROGAN: “We’ve never had a president who is this wild. There’s never been anyone like him.” ESZTERHAS: “He’s nuts. He just told Benjamin Netanyahu that he’d be in jail if it wasn’t for him. I’m proud to be a deplorable.” ROGAN: “The ICE stuff bothers me because we’re opening the door for militarized police on our city streets. This is a very slippery slope. These agents only have 7 weeks of training.” ESZTERHAS: “I’m not a fan of the ICE stuff either. I came here from Hungary.” ROGAN: “They could use these militarized agents to start coming after and confiscating our guns. It’s a serious threat to Americans having their freedom.” ESZTERHAS: “I have to give Trump some credit because he did get rid of Kristi Noem.” ROGAN: “These immigrants were encouraged to come here. I feel for those people. If I didn’t have any money I mostly certainly would’ve came to America illegally too. It’s f*cked up.”
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Joe Rogan literally can’t believe his eyes after devout Christian Joe Eszterhas shows him the most mysterious Jesus Christ artifact in the world: Context: The Shroud of Turin is a famous 14-foot cloth that many believe was the actual burial blanket of Jesus. When you take a picture of it, the image turns into a realistic photo of a face. ROGAN: “This isn’t something man-made. It might be something supernatural because if this was a piece of art how come nobody knows how it was created?” ESZTERHAS: “There’s a lot of skeptics, but I believe it’s a picture of Jesus. It comes from the 1300s.” ROGAN: “That’s hundreds of years before photography was even invented. It really might’ve just been created by an insane burst of energy from Jesus’s resurrection.” ESZTERHAS: “I’m completely ignorant with anything that has to do with science.” ROGAN: “There’s blood stains on it from where the rods went through Jesus’s wrists. There’s no other piece of artwork this fascinating.” ESZTERHAS: “In my mind it is real which is why I pray to it.” ROGAN: “I don’t want to dismiss the possibility that it’s real because nobody has any real explanation to how it was created.”
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Joe Rogan was in complete awe after professional arm wrestler Devon Larratt showed him his massive forearms: ROGAN: “Jesus Christ look at your forearms.” LARRAT: “To be a world champion at 51, I’m doing 10 hours of wrist curls per day.” ROGAN: “Hold on. You’re doing 10 hours? Are you training your left arm at all?” LARRAT: “Nothing. All my training is for my right side.” ROGAN: “Oh my god look at the difference. Your right arm is twice the size.” LARRAT: “We only have so much energy. If I tell my body that my energy only goes to my right arm that’s where it will go. Training my left arm would take away from my right arm.” ROGAN: “This is insane.”
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New: Joe Rogan is totally mindblown with professional arm wrestler Devon Larratt after finding out about a medical breakthrough that can eliminate Down syndrome forever: ROGAN: “They found a way to end Down syndrome through genetic engineering.” LARRATT: “There are so many answers through genetics. I really believe everyone should be swabbed when they are born.” ROGAN: “1 out of every 640 babies in the United States is born with Down syndrome.” LARRATT: “Down syndrome is a genetic condition caused by an extra chromosome that leads to developmental and neurological issues.” ROGAN: “Scientists are working on a gene therapy that can turn off that extra genetic material. Wow this is so wild.”
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