Ahh. Memories. x.com/jimmykimmel/status/100…

Biden at 80. Trump at 80. One rode bikes, worked out daily, passed historic legislation, released yearly physicals, and answered endless questions about his age and health. The other falls asleep in public, rambles through speeches, looks visibly swollen, and has reportedly taken multiple cognitive tests ordered by doctors. Guess which one the media treated like a five-alarm health crisis. 🙄

Why do Republicans say AOC is “just a bartender” when she has a masters in economics, but they don’t say Markwayne Mullin is just a plumber? HINT: racism and misogyny

People making $15 an hour worshipping a trillionaire are the dumbest people on Earth.

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

If we ever get a Black president again, I want him or her to have a cookout right on the front lawn of the White House. A Blackity Black ass cookout.

It’s impossible to overstate how fucking stupid the United States looks on the world stage right now.

The richest man on Earth dismantled the organization that feeds the poorest children on earth. The definition of evil is being a trillionaire in a world where millions of children are starving.

Note to anyone angry that Trump's name was taken off the Kennedy Center, don't you worry. You can still find his name in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.

“Nobody wants to work anymore” is capitalism for “it's getting harder to exploit the poor.”

Bragging that you dropped $250 million dollars worth of bombs on Iran IN ONE NIGHT, while people are starving and struggling to pay bills and can't get health insurance, is NOT the flex you think it is. IT IS OBSCENE.

How much taxpayer money are we wasting on things that should have never happened in the first place?

Never forget that as Elon Musk became a trillionaire today, it is estimated that 750,000 people have died as a result of his cutting of USAID. The majority of those deaths were children.

How are we supposed to give a flying fuck that Elon is a trillionaire when the guy literally used his power to END programs that fed the poorest people on Earth? Fuck that selfish asshole, and fuck his trillion dollars helping nobody but his damn self.

She would not have bombed Iran. She would not have illegally attacked Venezuela. She would not have destroyed the economy. She would not have pardoned criminals, drug traffickers, and traitors. She would not have supported Putin's Russia. She would not have slept in the Oval Office. She would not have an affected hand. She would not have cut the SNAP program. She would not have used the DOJ to attack her political enemies. She would not have given money to foreign countries. She would not have abandoned American farmers. She would not have prevented the release of the Epstein files. She would not have destroyed American democracy. She would not have trampled on the Constitution. She would not have abandoned the fundamental rights of citizens. She would not have deployed American soldiers against the American people. She would not have destroyed the White House. She would not have enriched her family through government influence. She would not have lied about her health records. She would not have played golf. She wouldn't have asked people to cheat in future elections. She wouldn't have said "Quiet piggy" to a female journalist. She wouldn't have invited Putin to Alaska. She wouldn't have appointed an administration of incompetents. She wouldn't have done everything Trump did.

THE FUCKING NERVE OF NETFLIX AND OTHER STREAMING SERVICES TO ENCOURAGE US TO CANCEL OUR CABLE WITH THE PROMISE TO DELIVER AN AD FREE SERVICE, ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND RE INTRODUCE ADS, AND THEN CHARGE YOU ON TOP OF YOUR CURRENT PLAN FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO REMOVE THEM!!!!!

Can we just step back and realize how messed up it is to put your name on someone's memorial in the first place???

Real talk: had a dream I met @Kandi last night. I've been working on @SHOTheChi for 5 seasons and we NEVER had the chance to meet. Girl, im finna gas the pacer up and head to ATL! It's time!

Trump made a South African a trillionaire while making Americans poorer.

“WhY dId He BrInG a KnIfE tO a TrAcK mEeT ?” Bitch— We in Texas where you can carry a concealed long arm rifle fully-loaded to a WALMART.

The same fucking idiots who think Trump, a guy who dodged the draft five times, knows how to win a war also think Trump, a guy who declared bankruptcy six times, knows how to run the economy.