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Chelsea in Dortmund come on EnglandšŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ
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#OnThisDay in 2001, Frank Lampard signed for Chelsea!
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23 years ago today: Super-sub Darius Vassell opens the scoring against Turkey at the Stadium Of Light, after 75 mins of a feisty affair. Cue pandemonium in the stands…

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The Best England Montage Ever ā™„ļø Our First Ever World Cup Penalty Shootout Win!

Kolombiya’nın son saniyeye kadar mücadeleden vazgeƧmediği gece.
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We aren’t dead yet

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ā€œI’ve seen them givenā€ fuck me how is that not a pen

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19 May 2012
Football drama II. Congrats Chelsea. Sorry for Bayern.
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Imagine going for a pint then going viral šŸ˜‚
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If you think you’ve had a bad day, my 9 year old came home from school with a trumpet.
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Chloe Kelly of men’s football
Declan Rice after the full-time whistle: ā€œIt’s NOT done.ā€ 😤
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Why do clubs keep hiring Frank Lampard? šŸ˜‚
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Jota’s family need to come out and ask these people to stop blaming poor performances on his death
"Everybody grieves in different ways" šŸ’” How big of an impact has the loss of Diogo Jota had on Liverpool this season?
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Should never have sacked this hero.
LET’S GOOOOOO ā€¼ļø
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26 Oct 2019
ā€˜seen a wee guy about 12 drinking wine in ma close tonight said to him wee man you'll no make it to 18 drinking that shite he said ma granda lived to he was 85 big man a said what drinking buckie he said naw m8 minding his own fucking business ya prick fuck off’ pahahahaha yas
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ā€œThe ā€˜ultras’ know me I know themā€. Blair when he hears & see’s the union bears & not a group of ten year olds at Vale of Clyde.
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Any success Chelsea have had over the past four years has been pure luck. This project is finished, it’s failed and anyone associated needs to fuck off along with their fall guys.
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This is the night we’ve died as a club. This whole shitshow experience is dead and buried. - Building a world class team. What is that based on? - No link between managers and results. What is that based on? Time for some accountability. @Dannythefink
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Why did everyone but the owners see this coming? When they literally made the same mistake when they hired Graham Potter. I wish nothing but the highest levels of hatred for these incompetent bastards.
🚨 BREAKING: According to several sources close at Chelsea, serious concerns are emerging internally about the ability of Liam Rosenior to lead the sports project in the long term. Some influential figures in the Blues' hierarchy would even believe that Liam Rosenior may no longer be in office next season. (@SkySportCH via @sachatavolieri)
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Scenes they say you don’t want to see but everyone does want to see
The FULL chaotic scenes at Ibrox after Celtic beat Rangers on pens. Fans from both sides on the pitch! 😳😳😳 šŸ“¹ @PremSportsTV
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Anybody else feel absolutely little to no love for Chelsea Football Club anymore?
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Happy Thursday x
BREAKING: Soham murderer Ian Huntley has been seriously injured in an assault in prison this morning Sky's Sadiya Chowdhury has the latest Read more here: trib.al/KRNTYd3 šŸ“ŗ Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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