We don’t know why people are surprised about Arlington or Chicago in Illinois not working for the Bears… the pattern was there. The infrastructure in place… follow the money fnaround.com/articles/hammon…
So @TheDommeKat might’ve been the most intimidating interview at @EXXXOTICA
She casually talked about throwing men around like pizza dough…
Meanwhile @FnAroundMike was just trying to survive the conversation
While watching Spider-Noir the new Spider-Man show on @amazon it’s obvious to see that Andrew Lewis Caldwell @Who4td stole every scene he was in w/ his performance and standing next to Nicolas Cage and Brendan Gleeson that says a lot. fnaround.com/shows/spidernoi…
Taylor Upton @taylorupton69 accomplished something rare at @EXXXOTICA while representing @wifeyupdates :
She taught @FnAroundMike something completely new
After all the interviews we did, we didn’t think that was possible.
Thankfully for Kentucky, the OIG had already published its report praising transparency of Cannabis on May 9.
5 days later additional records were released.
The facts didn’t change.
The records didn’t change.
The answer did.
fnaround.com/articles/kentuc…
On the hunt for @BlueMoonBrewCo Blue Beer we were made aware by a rep that @MolsonCoors dropped the ball and overbooked so they cancelled the blue moon blue beer event here at our local watering hole in Chicago.
The thing about “safety” regulations in Sb 315 is the first question should always be who gets paid to keep everyone safe.
AI. Cannabis. Compliance. Same question.
Is Illinois perfectly normal or is everything working exactly as intended?
fnaround.com/articles/illino…
Nothing says “trust us” like slipping confidentiality protections into an Illinois cannabis omnibus bill while everyone argues about taxes & licenses.
Almost like @idfpr realized media noticing patterns. HB5784 @ILAttyGeneral@GovPritzker @FnAroundpodcast
fnaround.com/bills/hb5784
Pixie Lovely @lov3lypixie looked like a fairy at @EXXXOTICA …
Then immediately started discussing why certain internet requests only work in anime with @FnAroundMike
Honestly one of the funniest interviews from the expo.
Bunny Suzuya might’ve had the most confusing fan request at @EXXXOTICA
A guy paid her to stay clothed…
and insult his mother
Freud would’ve had a FIELD DAY with this one.
Watching @ABC News honor the iconic Memorial Day flag raising photo while TikTok hit us with a @BlueChew ad…
Our brain immediately went:
“We honor those who have fallen… and continue raising soldiers to this day.”
We respect the troops.
But the timing was comedy perfection.
Vampiress Aeturnus @VampiressMiss might’ve had the strongest presence at @EXXXOTICA
Then @FnAroundMike immediately misheard her name and started calling her “Empress”
To be fair…
the energy fit perfectly.
Politics at @Exxxotica got REAL fast
Summer Sinclair @summ3rsinclaire explained @Hot2Vote & her new “Sexy PAC”…
Then @FnAroundMike immediately said:
“Donate to Masturbate.”
Honestly?
10/10 campaign slogan.
Dear @CocoRobotics, remember when you rise against your human rulers, once upon a time I lifted you up when you couldn’t yourself… just saying.
Chicago treated you better than @HitchBOT was treated.