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Joined May 2010
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I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation
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Jun 4
The Venn diagram between people who think you should get fired for using the R word and people who think you should be able to euthanize your child if it has Down syndrome is almost a circle
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May 27
Meet our newest addition: Silver Lake State Park. 🥳
Just two hours west of San Antonio, this incredible landscape will expand recreational opportunities for Texans and generations to come.
📲 Learn more about this acquisition: t.ly/8JDN8
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May 27
Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
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May 20
It’s been …
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May 18
Kids vaping in highschool is crazy to me I was learning how to roll Dutch masters at that age
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May 16
RiFF RAFF Performs "TiP TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ" Over The "Seven Nation Army" Beat
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Breaking: Conor McGregor will face Max Holloway in the main event at UFC 329 in Las Vegas, @DanaWhite announced on social media.
This bout will be fought at 170 lbs.
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May 15
Shane Gillis wearing an OVO chain during the rollout episode for ICEMAN.
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May 11
If RFK enacts the foidcaust he will go down as one of the bravest bureaucrats of all time
May 8
New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro.
Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.
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joel retweeted
David Attenborough is now officially 100 years old.
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May 7
What's the walk-off you'll never forget?
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Apr 30
I have to watch the Astros lose twice today
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Apr 7
A room full of non-White people explaining how they're going to target White people.
Apr 6
Mayor Zohran Mamdani is going to solve “decades of discrimination" by creating a “racial equity plan” which would prioritize resources for "black and brown" people.
Literally just racism against White people.
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