Not in any kind of emotional state to putt.
Joined July 2010
- Tweets 6,333
- Following 712
- Followers 567
- Likes 51,053
815 Photos and videos
Jan 8
This is the most important thing I've ever written: a final, definitive answer on whether Jimbo Fisher talks faster than Twista raps. And also semifinal previews. worsethanbonkers.beehiiv.com…
55
17 Oct 2025
Who gets paid next in the SEC, 1017 Brick Squad new Gucci Album, Jackson State Sonic Boom of the South uniforms, and a full offering plate in this week's The Pregame: worsethanbonkers.substack.co…
59
Jackson Martin retweeted
25 Sep 2025
Just walked past a billboard for the “Chad Powers” show starring Glen Powell with the tagline, “Football’s Greatest Catfish.” That is, uh, quite famously, not true.
1
2
216
If u are a casual golfer not playing tournaments, and I can’t stress this enough, do whatever u want. This game sucks and is impossible. Just have fun
275
1,143
28,743
3,059,731
12 Nov 2024
Genuinely the most exciting player in football
12 Nov 2024
12) PICKENS SHUSHES THE MICHIGAN SIDELINE and proceeds to push a defender into another planet
1
227
5 Nov 2024
I still can't believe that the second singer in this video beat Alabama and has Vanderbilt ranked in November
24 Dec 2023
Weltklasse: Hooligans singen "Truly Madly Deeply" von Savage Garden!😍
In diesem Sinne wünschen wir allen Kutten, Ultras und euch anderen Problemfans frohe Weihnachten! 🎄
1
1
2
635
5 Nov 2024
They’re going to put up a “Pros: Good losses to Tennessee and Vanderbilt” tomorrow when the committee ranks Alabama No. 8 and I’m going to faint
4
113
1 Nov 2024
6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
1
149
Jackson Martin retweeted
31 Oct 2024
just another Vanderbilt pitcher winning a World Series
4
48
1,230
Jackson Martin retweeted
17 Oct 2015
NEIGHBOR: [hears me playing "Monster Mash" for thirty consecutive hours] gettin ready for Halloween, eh? heh.
ME: what's Halloween
2
63
197
26 Oct 2024
This team is just so much fun, even when they’re frustrating
5
86