Sometimes I play lacrosse, sometimes I eat chicken nuggets...both are cool

Joined February 2011
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John Conley retweeted
If you ever want to know what you sound like when you yell at refs, take an hr to listen to the parents at another teams game. #perspective
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18 Jun 2016
I just want to be as cool as Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino
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12 Mar 2016
Svenskeren is poo poo #NALCS
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START THE LEAFS CUP PARADE
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17 Jan 2016
Pee poo farts
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12 Jan 2016
@forsterlax @emmaabarr I'm busy doing adult stuff
69 faves and I'll slather myself in peanut butter like the peanut butter kid
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New year same me !! Because I'm awesome :)
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22 Dec 2015
@indiacyr right?? RIGHT??
13 Dec 2015
Hobbies include suplexing my girlfriend into another dimension. Shout out to @TheRock
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John Conley retweeted
Yeah, man the Florida beach cats are grinding their way into a wild card spot. Would love to see the Jagrbomb and Roberto contend in April
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10 Dec 2015
Having to go into my old high school was cool but not really that cool
Miguel is also bae af
My girlfriend is better than peanut butter sammitches and that's a fact
John Conley retweeted
Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
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My worst fear is coming alive where I parked downtown and forgot where I parked
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28 Nov 2015
If anyone needs me to babysit their dogs il do it
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25 Nov 2015
What the fuck Cian
21 Nov 2015
Sweet Caroline is playing during the intermission at this hockey game but I can't belt out the lyrics cause I don't know anyone here
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14 Nov 2015
I have a turkeybutthole
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