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Jun 14
Guys I ran the numbers and it’s crazy but it’s way cheaper to let the people in western counties who want Islamic rule to move to Islamic controlled countries, and then let people who want to live in western society move to western societies.
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Jun 13
Dear @apple,
I typed retarded on purpose. Quit playing this game with autocorrecting to regarded.
Thanks,
A regard
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Jun 13
When you’re going 60 in a 55 at night and the guy riding your ass with high beams on won’t just pass you.
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Jun 12
You know you’ve been listening to a lot of stuff on ear buds when you take them out , encounter something in real life that is loud , and then try to turn it down via your phone volume button.
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Jun 10
It’s a crime that polymarket doesn’t run odds on asmongolds days off.
@Polymarket
@Asmongold
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Jun 10
Remember the movie “It’s Pat” which was about a gender ambiguous person that everyone struggled to address because they couldn’t figure out which they were? I remember thinking hey this isn’t weird at all it’s kinda funny.
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Jun 9
If you have to blow up random toilets and you have no idea when you’re about to drop a massive dump, we cannot be friends.
Get your fucking life together.
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Jun 9
50% of marriages last until death.
Are you willing to part with 50% or more of your income for a 50/50 shot at a lifelong marital commitment.
Also I suspect the younger generation of women have worse odds.
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Jun 9
Imagine they figure out a biological immortality drug but they charge $1,000,000 for it. It can only be paid for with earned money that would be heavily scrutinized for legality. No loans or gifts only earned income.
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Jun 9
Imagine how screwed Sony would be if Microsoft just put steamOS on their next console.
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Jun 7
My dad messaged me saying he was going to put 10k into spacex stock when it goes public soon.
I said that’s not a bad idea I might put a tiny amount in also.
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Jun 6
Fat, drank too much alcohol, felt like shit, uneducated, single.
Lost the weight, quit drinking, work out, eat healthy, got associates, still single.
Moral of the story? Don’t be born ugly. 😂
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Jun 6
At what age did you realize that spiders are actually pretty cool and stop killing them or taking them outside?
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Jun 4
Old men in the gym are some of the most insufferable people I’ve encountered in my whole life.
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Jun 4
Americans like fighting so much we spend all of the peace time in between major conflicts fighting each other. No wonder countries rarely attack us imagine pulling aggro from the left and the right at the same time.
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Jun 3
Based lesbian.
Jun 1
As a lesbian woman, I fucking hate Pride Month with every fiber of my being.
It makes us look like absolute shit.
The entire LGB has been hijacked by groomers, men in cheap wigs with toilet-paper tits, freaks duct-taping their peanuts to their asses, pedophiles, fetish weirdos and every other kind of gross filth parading down the street.
Real gay, lesbian, and bisexual people want NOTHING to do with this circus.
We just want to be left the fuck alone.The LGB community condemns these degenerates and every organization pandering to them.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. 🖕
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Jun 2
This guys pretty funny actually. 😂
Jun 1
It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.
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Jun 2
Imagine if Henry Nowak was black and was stabbed by a white man in America and left to bleed out in cuffs on the ground.
Yeah all of the major cities would be on fire right now and there would be nonstop media coverage.
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