Texas '11 | Lifelong Republican | ΒΘΠ Pledge Class Vice President | Chick Fil'A Red Rewards | Houseboy
Joined August 2025
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My homeboy in 7th grade used to send nudes on canvas i wonder whats going through his mind right now
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Pregaming with a ex-situationship rn, friend talking to me said "i've heard alot of stories about you" #whatdatmean
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Jun 9
Might throw something on the grill if Karmelo Anthony gets the death penalty
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May 29
There might not be many things worse than dinner with an old situationship who isnt scared to tell you her whore stories
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May 25
SEC QBs I’d let date my daughter
Would
1. Stockton
2. Manning
3. Mateer
4. Curtis
5. Macyntire
6. Aaron Philo
7. Kenny Michney
8. Leavitt
Maybe
9. Trinidad
10. Simmons
11. Byrum Brown
Wouldn’t
12. Keelon Russel
13. Marcel
14. KJ Jackson
15. Sellers
16. Kamari Taylor
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No situationship, no gf, no significant other, no plans, just #chudmaxxing. We are not the same.
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May 22
4:25 in the morning and i'm off to work this shit fucking blows dick
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May 19
Conversating with a fat girl on tinder just to feel something
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Hope my future wife is on her best behavior tonight. Wherever she may be
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Studying
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May 15
Got set up an interview time for a job, teams link sent, and they ghosted me and did not join the call. First women now jobs?
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Been in her crib making out for 15 minutes, now she said she was tired and fell asleep in my arms. I'm rock hard, heart is beating fast, nearly sweating, send help
Just popped a honey pack before linking w a hoe from hinge, updates to follow.
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Just popped a honey pack before linking w a hoe from hinge, updates to follow.
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Failed this shit so bad i'm about to be on academic probation🤣🤣🤣
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Haven’t had sex in so long I had to practice putting on a condom just to make sure I still know how to do it
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