Director of Global Market Strategy at NetApp. Tweets are my opinions not my employers.
Joined September 2009
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21 Sep 2018
According to the magic of AI, I am only 3% Troll
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13 Sep 2023
@Google did you know that the manage your current domains link and manage domain button on domains.google/ is broken ? Clicking on either simply takes me back to the domains.google/ page. I know you're transitioning, but I should be able to manage what have.
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13 Sep 2023
And while I hate the idea of trying to do support on Xwitter, there's no other obvious / appropriate feedback mechanism.
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24 May 2023
Modern filesystems are an awesome general purpose tool
23 May 2023
Did you know that you probably CAN use a file system in your unit tests, and even your microtests? Things are FAST and HEAVILY cached these days. It's not 1996 anymore.
Just use tempdirectory calls, so your tests start clean and leave nothing behind, and small data.
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23 May 2023
No Russia started it by getting Yanukovych to flip on the process for joining the EU which had taken 10 years to arrange, and then sent in VDV to start shooting protesters. Even his own party impeached him unanimously
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23 May 2023
then they sent in troops to Crimea to overthrow the democratically elected representatives there, and then lied about it until a few years later and then said "yeah that was us, but nooooo its not us in the Donbas ... not at all" ... lol
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22 May 2023
Data delivery should be ethical .. "the right data, to the right people, in the right way, at the right moment, and for the right amount of time" .. (paraphrasing Nicomean ethics)
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21 May 2023
A great example of why digital marketing still needs direct sales and personal service
19 May 2023
My SaaS business hit $1,500 MRR and then got stuck.
Until I learned an important trick…
Here’s the exact method I used to scale to $100k MRR in the next 12 months:
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21 May 2023
A great thread on website transformation and simplification focused on CX rather than mirroring internal structures and priorities
20 May 2023
Over the last 9 months we’ve deleted close to 80% of the marketing footprint off ibm.com.
Tens of thousands of pages.
The result is that traffic, conversion and all our experience and NPS metrics are up.
It was a gross project but I’ll tell you about it.
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John Martin retweeted
18 May 2023
NetApp Astra Control simplifies how you protect, move & store your #Kubernetes workloads across hybrid & #multicloud environments.
See how this new release offers improved management of your app data & makes it easier to use Astra Control at scale: ntap.com/3W5vKFu
ALT New Astra Release has Something for Everyone
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5 May 2023
Create an apocalyptic pizza commercial in the style of David Lynch …
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John Martin retweeted
11 Apr 2023
Australia is really good at this. I fervently hope that we remain a nation that can keep welcoming those in need and sharing our wealth - and recognise that the more generous we are, the more we all benefit.
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John Martin retweeted
12 Feb 2023
Surely the greatest catch of all time … 🙌🙌
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14 Feb 2023
I’m guessing I shouldn’t try putting this on the charger .. any ideas on the best way to dispose of it ?
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4 Feb 2023
@DavidOsmond8 Hey Dave, you know I respect your energy modelling, but I was wondering if you knew how much gas reserve is required outside of your storage requirement to make up the occasional shortfall.
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4 Feb 2023
A naïve assumption would be 100% of NEM for ~2% of the time, but it seems unreasonable to assume there would be no wind contribution somewhere and during the day there’s at least some generation.
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4 Feb 2023
It’s not urgent by any means, just curiosity as part of some idle thought experiment, and I trust your opinions and analysis more than most.
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1 Feb 2023
I should have posted this on twitter back before Chrismas - On titanium power supplies and other power efficiency tech and comparisons with some indefensible marketing claims netapp.com/blog/titanium-rat… CC:@Chris_Mellor
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