Red Bank Comedy Fest Apr 27th-29th
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10 Apr 2023
I miss you dad, I think about you everyday. Looking back getting a stripper to come to your bedside in your final days was probably a mistake, but I was just trying to make you laugh, maybe make your dick move one last time. #RIPdad
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May 31
Chet Holmgren looks like he’s in the beginning phase of turning into a wearwolf if the wearwolf was a greyhound.
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May 10
Happy Mother’s Day, to all of my sisters. None of them needed a man to help raise their children. Which is good, because none of them can keep a man either.
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Jan 23
You saw the pic, well here’s the story!
I got my dad a stripper while he was dying of cancer. After he died, a photo from that day went viral.
The full stand‑up special is available now on YouTube.
Link in bio.
#standupcomedy #comedyspecial #darkcomedy #storytelling
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Jan 22
Alright this is the week, my first comedy special is set to release Fri, Jan 23rd on YouTube.
Here’s a little Costco sample to hook you in!
Album available on iTunes and Spotify!!!
#StandUpComedy #divorced #parenthumor
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Jan 4
Had a grande ole time at the NA Annual Regional Convention in CT last night. I got cleaned up in AA but I got nothing but love for those motherhuggers over NA.
#recoveryhumor #recoveryispossible #comedyvideo
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JohnMoses retweeted
9 Dec 2025
NHL enforcer legend Behn Wilson joined us on the podcast and talked about tangling with Bob Probert! Full episode on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Podcasts!
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JohnMoses retweeted
1 Oct 2025
Our episode w/ @Naim__Ali & @_Shaner_Comedy_ is available on YouTube (for video) & Spotify/Apple Podcasts (audio) - SUBSCRIBE/SHARE!
youtu.be/EczwSVAi7Cw
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28 Sep 2025
A remake of the movie Blade, but instead of Vampires, he hunts ICE agents. Starring Wesley Snipes and Fat Dean Cain.
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14 Sep 2025
I just want to be famous enough that when I die, people I’ve never met or even give a f*ck about, are willing to cut off friends and family members if they make a joke about me.
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23 Aug 2025
Relax, the guy from the Cracker Barrel logo will be back. He’s just moonlighting doing ICE raids to help with the cost of tariff based inflation.
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15 Aug 2025
Did Putie and the Don open that underage strip club in Alaska yet?
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7 Aug 2025
The crossover episode of @FightStoriesPod & @MainOffenderPod no parent should miss! @odonnell77 @JohnMoses & Unky TT talk about Tommy’s fights, getting stabbed by Somalians, people flipping out at our shows & more! SUBSCRIBE to both pods on the platform you like best!
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7 Aug 2025
Riddle me this Batman. If America is so great, how come 70% of population wants to blow their head off by the end of the work week?
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2 Aug 2025
And I will be going to a live game after all
2 Aug 2025
stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.
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28 Jul 2025
You would’ve thought anybody that said brother as often as Hulk Hogan did, would’ve had a higher opinion of you know The Brothers.
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24 Jul 2025
Oh man, RIP Hulk Hogan. Do you know how many chicks I slammed that were built like Earthquake, trying to be the Hulkster?! Enough to fill a Royal Rumble.
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4 Jul 2025
Bezos had a little Epstein Island reunion party. Nothing beats catching up with old friends “Leo, is that your girlfriend? I remember you when you were this tall.”
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