am John weather and I sometimes forecast the news and no I won’t get verified (sperm cell-17)

Joined January 2026
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How it feels asking people things
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CHIMPTOPIA Kickstarter launches on JUNE 20th. Support the cause.
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Who’s sona is a pornhub bunny
Thank god sonas are so recognizable cause I don’t think I wanna be in the same building as yall jfc
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Ngl my hot take is that you’re allowed to criticise 99.9% off all things
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happy pride...?
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Ngl weird side note I really like this song for some reason it’s a bop
People who are using this song to slander something they hate piss me off do you even care or know what's happening in gaza
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Replying to @jadedanshi
Yes dude 😭
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by default porn dude is winning because hes the only one that exists in real life
throw all of them in a room who is making it out alive
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Anndddd i knew it
Replying to @savella_silver
This is kind sad to me and i really hope she alright but i don't want see zeal support/defense gonna say "oooh look at her! She didn't post doc what a loser oooh! She probably fake out of it don't want make doc about zeal, oooh she such a liarrr oooh! Look like ren support is-
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Ngl the reason for why I follow half of the people I follow is because it would just be funny if I followed them
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Welcome to Roblox
Welcome to Roblox
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It’s crazy bc trans Baxter isn’t Just a popular hc/something fans made up he literally has a giant lure sticking out of his head (which only female anglers have),, like you’d kinda have to go out of your way to find a non-trans explanation for that (in universe at least)

ALT Hazbin Hazbin Hotel GIF

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Omg the way this solos Hazbin hotel … 😭
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🧵 I'm not forcing anyone to donate, but it'd help a lot. This is Nova Black (itsnotquitevanlife), they're a houseless content creator a musician/artist who ran away from their family home at 17 yoa (now 21). They're currently in really bad condition and it would help if you–
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Am what ever the fuck this is
Sense it’s almost pride month, everyone share their flags!
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Hot take:You could be nothing then butt body naked and it still wouldn’t make you deserving of being sa.d
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Ngl am about to get killed for this but I would prefer 1 drop and 1 (on the smaller side) update like we used to
We need a new image now that this is actually real lmao The prophecy has finally been fulfilled!!! x.com/i/status/2060753015062…
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Or any real person this is just weird as fuck
Replying to @demonbellez44
Anyways, I said what I said and I'll say it again! "Let people do what they want" um no, don't fucking make angst art of gooseworx!
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//repost This person is sharing pre transition pics of goose from her sister's facebook (said by themselves) to headcanon how would Jax look like, a FICTIONAL character. This is such a disrespectful thing to do towards trans ppl, you can go and block/report their acc if u want
Replying to @Danny2xpng
This is the acc if some of you want to block/report them btw tiktok.com/@vyurius?_r=1&_t=…
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I just realized that I will be unable to use my phone when you’re birthday is so uhhhh early happy birthday
Hey yall, I updated my boundaries! if you have any questions, please feel free to ask and I'll answer your question
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