Founder of the I, KEIR comedy club. Keir Starmer impersonator for hire.

Joined March 2021
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Tucker Carlson praising Tinpot, Tiny Fascist fuckwit Oswald Mosley has galvanised me in going to the anti-right march on Saturday, even though some of ‘those people’ are reet knuckleheads, they ain’t apologists for genocide.
Replying to @noam_dworman
2/x A few months ago, Darryl Cooper identified Nazis defenders @KarlRadl and @REAL_7homas777 as intellectual heroes. Shocker: Radl tweeted about Mosley just last week. (Now that type of evidence is not good enough for me, but it ought to be for Tucker and his followers.)
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The whole thing about Lola is that it celebrates difference. The characters in the song actually come to terms with each other. Moby trying to deflect from the fact that younger women found him creepy (cf: Natalie Portman) to score woke points is pathetic.
I don’t wanna show the guy up, but Moby should be careful what he says. the cockettes And their friends used to follow us around on tour. We appreciated them. Why is Moby being so rude about this simple song? We’re not trans phobic. Why does he have to have a go at us?
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Top Public Intellectual shows his polymathic abilities as a top psychologist. Absolute legend that we should listen to based on his extensive experience of everything.
If you want to solve a problem, you have to diagnose it correctly. There is not a huge amount we can do about the men who are already here. There is a lot we can do about the fact that women are made less safe by importing large numbers of men from places where hating women and thinking of them as second class citizens is the norm. We don't need to do that and if we stopped doing it and reversed it, women would immediately become a lot more safe. You hate men and want to rage on the internet about them because of your unresolved personal crap. You're most welcome to do that but it won't solve anything. This is the nth interaction in which you have demonstrated your misandry and bad faith and for that reason you're muted.
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Anything by None below Zero
What's the coolest song lyric ever written?
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It didn’t take long for Peter Mendelssohn to move into a new career. The dirty nonce bastard.
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#Noncesense I love how many people become paedophile experts when their heroes are found to be child rapists. If only the #kingofpop #mjfam had someone to ask if the thought #MJ was a nonce.
I might make some people mad but I never believed any of the allegations against Michael Jackson!
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Likelihood of #KingofPop being a nonce: 100%
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Winnets clowning himself again. What a tool
This is a deeply inaccurate account of queer history, and after all the misinformation, it ends with the same tired homophobic tropes. Roisin, if you stepped outside your transphobic echo chamber and did some real research, you might actually learn how wrong you are.
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These guys seem nice
The voice Of Treason with no rhyme or Reason. That's good old spunker Mazda Mongoleeen!
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Hello. How do you delete all your tweets?
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Newsflash I was doing some manual labour today and normally listen to podcasts. Instead, I just had music on all day. I feel both saner and more intelligent. So, aside from comedy, I ain’t listening to any of your inaccurate shit henceforth.
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That’s Graham Linehan retweeting race realist Charles Murray. Jesus Christ. An object lesson in the descent that awaits when you dine with the cannibals.
Replying to @charlesmurray
And here is the other. No need to tell you which is which.
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Here’s a little counter to all of the holocaust denial on here. The Prince of Darkness telling the story of Jewish Kids being transported to the death camps. Hauntingly beautiful, especially in the use of a kids choir. youtu.be/igMg5fO7Gqc?si=gBxP…
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Fuck off micropenis
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This Geezer can just Puc off with his nonsense #hockey
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johnnyCiucci retweeted
Because most of what we say and do is not essential. Ask yourself at every moment, 'Is this necessary?'
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I’ve noticed a refreshing change on here in the last few days. Many more sensible, less Fascitic, takes are emerging. It almost like I’ve switched to the ‘Following’ tab…..
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This is really amazing and moving. You should have him on @KonstantinKisin. And those Brits simping for Trump may wish to take a moment to ponder what an utterly contemptible attitude he has to our armed forces.
As someone who’s a US veteran but half British, I’ve got some shit to say. During my 10 years in the Navy and Army I’ve spent a lot of time working close with NATO operatives from all over Europe. The British soldiers used to always make fun of me because I had a US flag on my shoulder, always being told (you’re In the wrong uniform). Until 2009 when I was in Afghanistan operating medevac flights from Bagram to Ramstein and we had about 60 UK soldiers being flown back, missing limbs, almost fatal wounds and even a few deaths. That was when I realized that It didn’t matter of which flag was on our uniforms, we were all brothers and sisters fighting in the common enemy. 457 British soldiers lives were lost fighting a war we asked them to jump into and you know what, they did without fuckin hesitation!! That’s what you call a true ally. A true hero. And real brother in arms. So to that fat orange piece of shit who said that they were standing “a little back off the front lines” I want to remind all of his boot licking cult members that I have a friend who’s a former royal marine, that lost his left arm and right leg for being “a little back off the front lines” and even though he’s living his life with his family, he made the ultimate sacrifice. When I spoke to him today he wasn’t just angry, he felt betrayed. I reassured him that you don’t know how grateful we are. So to all who are laughing at this………. Go FUCK YOURSELVES!!! I couldn’t be more proud to serve my country during the hell that we went through in both Iraq and Afghanistan, but I couldn’t be more prouder than serving along side my NATO forces. Because if they weren’t there, I would probably be dead today!!! FUCK TRUMP ALL THE WAY TO HELL AND HIS BOOTLICKING ASSHOLE SIDEKICKS MAY THEY ROT IN PISS!!!!!
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Apparently the home cooking skills of the ‘indigenous’ English have improved dramatically. Not around my mate, Derek’s they haven’t.
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Eddie Izzard appears to have turned back.
During Collision, a kid in the Omaha crowd flipped off Chris Jericho… and what followed was incredible. Might be the funniest wrestling moment in 2025 that never aired. Absolute gold — it even made Jericho break character 😭💀
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