Olive oil voice and Guinea charm, annoying Boston fan, aerospace engineer. @bucollegeofeng, @prattandwhitney, @delta alum.
Joined May 2011
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The most ridiculous faction of #RedSox Twitter are the ones who tweet their displeasure that the Red Sox haven’t spent a dime in free agency and then get so excited about giving John Henry their money for this stupid Fenway Fest shit. Exactly the type of fans he wants.
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Over under on the first splitting headache joke.
OFFICIAL: Tiago Splitter has been named our new head coach.
Welcome to Chicago, Coach Splitter!
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Jun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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New York with 4 championships this century. Thats REALLY impressive!
Full circle 👏
In 2007, Mike Brown lost the Finals to the Spurs. Nineteen years later, he beats San Antonio to deliver the Knicks their first championship in 53 years 🙌
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Greatness wasted:
Mike Trout with the Angels
Chris Sale with the White Sox
Aroldis Chapman with the Red Sox
Who else?
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Absolutely fucking brutal. Also probably a lie because all Sam does is lie.
Jun 11
"The issue of a change there, just to be clear, it’s not even on the table."
Sam Kennedy offered some blunt criticism of the Red Sox's performance during an appearance on @TheGregHillShow today, but said the club isn't considering firing Craig Breslow.
bostonherald.com/2026/06/11/…
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This will be New York’s fourth championship this century. That’s cute.
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I thought only Sean McAdam had Captain Obvious takes like this.
Jun 10
Caleb Durbin noted that the season has reached point where the Sox can no longer just talk about trying to play better at home.
“Obviously, you have to get something going at home. It's not really a choice at this point. Got to get it going.”
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Johnny Fontane retweeted
Report: Developer files plans to convert defunct site where professional baseball used to be played in Boston into apartments
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Ten games under .500 and the thought of firing Breslow didn’t even cross our minds…
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The #redsox have 9 position players that wouldn’t make another teams roster.
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Red Sox score one run again. Lose again. Everyday lineup is one of the worst in franchise history. Fans deserve so much better.
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Good God what have they done to my boy?
Kristian Campbell in Triple-A this season:
.227/ .357/ .308/ .665
2 HR, 32 BB, 65 SO
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Red Sox apologists: The Red Sox are heating up!
Mar/Apr: 7 games under .500
May: 1 game under
June: 1 game under
SO hot!
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Thanks for doing the Lord’s (FSG’s) work.
Rising Red Sox first base prospect Brooks Brannon bashes 464-foot, 115 mph homer; trade addition K’s 8
masslive.com/redsox/2026/06/…
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Playing like shit but oh what a great clubhouse guy!
Pick 6 next on @mullyhaugh
Top six sports stories of the day discussed
🎧 TheScoreChicago.com/listen
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Jun 7
The face of an abuser when confronted by a female.
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Another take the @Bastards_Boston got right.
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