Everybody's Making It Big But Me - Yee Haw!
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Fury's love handles jiggling about like fuck is really getting to me.
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Makes me feel aul as fuck, I have seen 2 of their 4 World Cup wins...
Mar 31
Italy have not played in a World Cup knockout match since the creation of the iPhone in January 2007.
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"That was Underground Transgender Mafia with their debut single, 12 Tonnes of KitKats"
Mar 30
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Liz Truss suggests “underground transgender mafia” may be responsible for Italian chocolate heist that saw over 12 tonnes of KitKats stolen.
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I’m happy to announce that I am the @reformparty_uk Candidate for #Fratton Ward for the @portsmouthtoday Local Elections 🩵
I want to fight for residents, try and make change and be their voice on #Portsmouth City Council 🇬🇧
If you live in #Pompey, vote #ReformUK on 7th May 🗳️
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I really hope that when John Virgo is buried, someone shouts "where's the coffin going, where's the coffin going"
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Best MLS manager can't do it in a 2 horse race but he's still great, make it make fuckin sense, go back to putting cones out for Thierry Henry you fuckin scrub...
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I guess Scottish fitba isn't ready for the superiority of fuckin Nancyball...
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Lol, Connor and Duncan of the clan MacLeod would like a word...
10 Dec 2025
The song in the Stranger Things Season 5 finale that had never been licensed for any film or TV show before is:
Queen – "Who Wants to Live Forever" (1986)
- Queen's estate had always refused to clear it to preserve the song's legacy
- No official placement in any movie or TV until the Duffer Brothers got the yes
- Plays during the final Upside Down montage (Will arc sacrifices)
- A special "Stranger Things Remix" with subtle synth layers dropped on Spotify the same day
The Kate Bush moment in S4 really opened the door for this one. Absolute goosebumps.
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What you gonna do when Paddy Hoban runs wild over you, brother
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Lovely wee 50th birthday present
19 Dec 2025
Me coming back on this hellhole full-time when Celtic totally shite the bed
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24 Dec 2025
A healthy fear of touching America's boats, unless you're Israel obvs...
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24 Dec 2025
Has anyone had that Tennents Bavarian Pilsner? and is it alright?
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19 Dec 2025
Right, I'm aff down the Masonic Lodge to approve Nancy's 5 year contract extension at Celtic and get absolutely fuckin bladdered...
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19 Dec 2025
Iain Does Jokes, when?
A celebration of a landmark year in Scottish football from @IainDoesJokes and others 🏴 😄
An even better 2026 ahead? 🤔
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