Joined November 2009
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26 Aug 2024
JohnsonGotTools - "So We" Verse 1 🛠
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Dont nobody wanna read the Cuck List Confessions.
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3 Nov 2024
If I could unfuck you I would.
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😂🤣😂🤣
5 Nov 2024
It feel like it’s 13pm 😂😂😂
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5 Nov 2024
I’ll rather be on Twitter than any other social media
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5 Nov 2024
For what? I got that thang on me.
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5 Nov 2024
😂😂 cause wtf smh
5 Nov 2024
Hope this the last time you’re manipulated by celebrity political endorsements…
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5 Nov 2024
Dawg on the soft batch of dope. 😂
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It's dark as bootyhole outside
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Bingo
5 Nov 2024
We getting married and living happily ever after. You’re not going to baby daddy me. Nope. We gon figure this thang out. I don’t want no baby momma. 😭😭😭
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4 Nov 2024
The bestie be letting us experiment. 😂
If your Girlfriend has a Male Bestfriend I pray for you
As a Professional Bestfriend I Pray for You
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4 Nov 2024
Drink champagne on Tuesday's. We use to do it for years me and my friends in our 20s. We create occasions now with our families so the clicquot at a minimum now. 😂
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I love useful knick knacks. 😂
4 Nov 2024
I know I’m getting older because cute pj sets and candles really excites me. 😭
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4 Nov 2024
If only there was a way people with children could be assigned only first floor apartments.
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😂
2 Nov 2024
Why at the bottom of some of yall teeth, it be looking like yall ate a sandwich? 🥪
😂💯😂
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4 Nov 2024
Why is cheating such a regular thing that you managed to sleep with the wives of 30-40 people
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4 Nov 2024
???? the note ????? 😭
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4 Nov 2024
I’m going through itttt
4 Nov 2024
I absolutely see how the men be stuck on that game for hours 😂
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4 Nov 2024
100 people think I cuda been Hov-like. Very supportive. That's all I cater to. I know every fan I got. 😂
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