Bro is Alon Cohen (PumpFun founder):
1) Bro decided to fix broken launches on SOL after getting rugged like all of us on his coin
2) Bro met Noah Tweedale and Dylan Kerler, the two other co-founders
3) Bro launched PumpFun on January 24 with the other 2 bros
4) Bro let anyone mint a token super easily, in seconds and stupid
5) Bro launched a livestream feature and hit $50M in revenue in 6 months
6) Bro got wealthy in 2025 in just 1 year with $500M yearly revenue
7) Bro dropped
$PUMP and raised another $1.3B in total
8) Bro promised an airdrop, saying on a Space: “Our goal is to reward users, our airdrop will be more lucrative than anyone else in the space”
9) Bro announced “airdrop coming soon” in July
10) Bro 7 months later, after the market topped in Q4, the token is down 81%
Never trust Bro promises