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I’m going back out on tour with a new show in 2026. Can’t wait!
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Last night was an absolute dream. My biggest show ever at the Hackney Empire. I’m very lucky to be able to play a venue like that to my own audience. Thanks to everyone for jam packing the place, one of the best gigs of my life ❤️
Next stops Hull & Milton Keynes…
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Big show tonight at the Hackney Empire. What a theatre! Can’t wait!! A few left up in the gallery if you want to see the first London date of the Jest To Impress tour 🤩
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🚨New Episode🚨 It’s finally here, our guest is Edinburgh Award Newcomer Nominee Bilal Zafar. We dive straight in with jokes he likes but for whatever reason don’t work consistently enough yet. Check out the Jokes with Mark Simmons podcast now 🤓
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🚨Announcment🚨 We have managed to reschedule the shows I missed due to illness. I’ll now be in Alnwick on 10th November and Forfar on 22nd November. (I’m not eating anything before I go to Alnwick)
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I was in The Times yesterday, last few left up in the gallery for my Hackney Empire show on Friday. Can’t wait!
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Now this is a dedicated audience member ❤️ Thank you Blackpool, the maddest show of the tour but what a nice bunch, longest queue I’ve had for the merch/meet and greet. Will discuss the show in full on the Jokes Podcast soon. Next stop is London at the Hackney Empire
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Can’t wait to pop my Lincoln Theatre Royal cherry! Incredible space. Adam Flood on support duties tonight. Show 81 of the Jest to Impress tour. Next stops Blackpool and the Hackney Empire ❤️
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Jest to Impress show 80 last night in Grimsby. Beautiful sold out crowd, I enjoyed my fish and chips this morning 🤪 Next stops Lincoln & Blackpool
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Here are the remaining shows for the first leg of my Jest To Impress tour
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Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale retweeted
On the show tomorrow…
🏆 Promotion celebrations for Hull City
📺 @JoDaviesNotts discusses Dear England ⚽️
📖 There’s another chance to hear my chat with actor @RCArmitage - as his thriller The Cut is released in paperback.
Plus @JokesWithMark heads for Lincoln & Grimsby.
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Thanks Bury St Edmunds, fantastic sold out crowd in the UK’s 2nd oldest theatre. Great support from Tom Elwes, as you can tell we are looking dame fine in the photo!
Next stops Grimsby, Lincoln & Blackpool
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Apologise it it wasn’t what you were expecting last night, I had to mime the whole show
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Last few show left, what a month, every gig a banger! 4 to go and then onwards to the Hackney Empire 🔥
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Isle of Wight you beauty! Show 78 of the tour so far, still feels like we’ve just started it. Thanks to everyone for coming so far, next stops Bury St Edmunds, Lincoln, Grimsby & Blackpool
Fantastic support tonight from Natalie Bryce
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If you’re mad enough to use this soap you need to sea kelp
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Thank you Eastleigh, what a fun show last night. It was technically sold out but sorry to the 40 people who couldn’t come due to a health and safety issues with the Auditorium. I am coming to Portsmouth in the Autumn, hope you can make it 🤩 Great support from Tom Elwes 👌
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Next 2 weeks…
15 May - Eastleigh, The Point (sold out)
16 May - Isle of Wight, Quay Arts (sold out)
21 May - Bury St Edmunds, Royal Theatre (sold out)
27 May - Grimsby, Docks (last few)
28 May - Lincoln, New Theatre Royal
29 May - Blackpool, Viva
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