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5 Apr 2025
In absolute agony but as promised I got this done today to raise funds for a local nursery.
I hereby announce my retirement from the ultra world. Got zero enjoyment out of it and only finished it because I'm a stubborn bugger.
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May 24
Think we might have a rough diamond on our hands in Weiss. Really like the look of him and his quick thinking distribution is great to see!
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May 10
Just imagine the board had a pair of bollocks and pulled the trigger when they should've....
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Yep that's enough for me. Complete waste of everyone's time.
Get every single member of that squad and staff in the bin.
Fucking hopeless.
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Like we genuinely got excited for tonight's game...
What a fucking come down.
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And normal service is resumed.
Fucking embarrassing.
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Apr 30
😂😂😂😂
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Apr 30
Massive love in for Scott Parker, He obviously made a lasting impression on his squad....
But us fans don't see that side of him, just the absolute garbage on that pitch for 90 mins so all you SP out brigade don't feel bad, it's justified.
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Apr 23
Woke up and I'm still not arsed about relegation. These things used to hurt.
I can't even muster an oh well sigh. This season has taken so much away from the fan base it's untrue.
Massive rebuild and hopefully a football brand to ignite that spark again.
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Apr 22
That line up screams absolute panic. We're in for a hiding and a half tonight! This could get embarrassing, well more embarrassing than normal! 🫣
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Apr 16
Seems like a lifetime ago....
Apr 16
"No one in this room would want to compare it to the game today but it was amazing" 🤝
Vincent Kompany likens Bayern Munich’s win over Real Madrid to Burnley doing the double over Blackburn 🤩
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Apr 11
The only football worth bothering about at the moment.
Thrust out of my comfort zone to help coach my lads U9's team.
I lasted 45 minutes of Burnley today. Thank God I've got some football in my life worth caring about.
Me and BFC are done until he goes.
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Apr 11
Yeah, really not missed this. All fart no smell as per.
Off to something more productive than watching Burnley.
Laters.
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Genuinely not missed watching Burnley these past couple of weekends.
And that's a very sad place to be as a fan.
Says it all really.
So out of touch and resigned to mediocrity with this team.
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Mar 20
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Drop me a message and let’s work together 🤝
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