Jon the Magic Guy... not only is the glass half empty, but I will smash it on a table and cut you with it.
Joined January 2016
- Tweets 6,286
- Following 49
- Followers 516
- Likes 7,215
1,804 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
29 Jan 2016
4
9
23
jonny negative retweeted
8 Mar 2019
2
2
Fold 'N Fly » Paper Airplane Folding Instructions. foldnfly.com/
4
41
129
25 Apr 2020
Set up is complete. Needs some more fish, but they are in lockdown too.
3
jonny negative retweeted
23 Apr 2020
Today is #ShakespearesBirthday so we've made a shakespearian insult generator (kind of) Use it to find your go to insult. You're welcome.
30
22
91
jonny negative retweeted
19 Apr 2020
People who drink their coffee black are more likely to be psychopaths.
380
615
4,776
jonny negative retweeted
15 Apr 2020
Following Pluto’s demotion to a dwarf planet, the mnemonic ‘My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets’ can be adapted to ‘My Very Easy Method Just Seems Useless Now'.
29
229
1,582
jonny negative retweeted
13 Apr 2020
The Icelandic forestry service is encouraging people to hug trees while social distancing measures prevent them from hugging other people.
52
494
2,552
jonny negative retweeted
12 Apr 2020
The full story of the Hugo Boss saga is now on YouTube babe youtube.com/watch?v=rmg7HZJN…
29
104
1,036
jonny negative retweeted
9 Apr 2020
A special bastard is someone born out of wedlock whose parents later married.
86
474
3,908
jonny negative retweeted
6 Apr 2020
I don’t get nostalgic anymore. I used to... Those were the days
48
545
7,173