Huge mistake.
The second I made a turn, the thing tipped over and EXPLODED everywhere.
Glue.
Confetti.
Sticky junk all over my seats, carpet, doors… literally the entire interior 😭
My Tesla now looks like a kindergarten art project detonated in the backseat.
And before people start with the “well maybe don’t take packages” comments — setting up booby-trap packages is insane behavior too 💀
Here's my column about when Rizzo engineered a double play by letting a bunt drop, along with other smart baseball plays, from my new book, In My Humble Opinion: Musings of a Sports Columnist, available on Amazon. thesportscol.com/2025/08/bas…