I’m just here because it’s my tradition.

Joined February 2015
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May 12
Replying to @JonTeegs
Join this group chat 👇x.com/i/chat/group_join/g205…

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Remember the years that Soriano had a bunch of leadoff homers?
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Jun 16
Gotta love walk off walks
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Jun 16
P-Cycle-A
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Jun 16
Aaaand he gets picked off lol
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Jun 14
At least we won the series
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Jon retweeted
Jun 14
If I were a trillionaire, I would buy the Chicago Cubs and make them good.
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Jun 13
That ERA is wack
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Jun 14
Come join this Cubs Group Chat. x.com/i/chat/group_join/g205…

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Jun 13
Keep it up
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Jun 13
Gotta love west coast 9pm start times!
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Jun 13
this makes me smile more than the Cubs
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Jun 12
Huge mistake. The second I made a turn, the thing tipped over and EXPLODED everywhere. Glue. Confetti. Sticky junk all over my seats, carpet, doors… literally the entire interior 😭
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Jun 12
My Tesla now looks like a kindergarten art project detonated in the backseat. And before people start with the “well maybe don’t take packages” comments — setting up booby-trap packages is insane behavior too 💀
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Jun 11
Ron Coomer names Shota Imanaga as the “Toast of the Game” ball player
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Replying to @JonTeegs
Here's my column about when Rizzo engineered a double play by letting a bunt drop, along with other smart baseball plays, from my new book, In My Humble Opinion: Musings of a Sports Columnist, available on Amazon. thesportscol.com/2025/08/bas…
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Jon retweeted
The number of people that think Anthony Rizzo is a solution is alarming. 🤦‍♂️
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