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Cannot complain about Big Rom’s first touch there 😄
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Gone about it in a characteristically unassuming fashion, but make no mistake, Carrick has worked miracles. Next to zero chance this happens before his arrival. And the beauty lies in the apparent simplicity of his modus operandi to achieve it. He’s earned at least another season
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✨ European nights are back in the diary for 2026/27.
Enjoy them as a United member👇
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🎶 For he’s @dannardiello 🎶 ❤️ @buryfcofficial
📅 11 years ago today, Tom Soares wrote his name in the #BuryFC history books! ⚽️
What. A. Day. 🤩
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Bruno not even hiding that he’s more arsed about assists than goals at this stage 😄
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For all of his experience, composure and professionalism, it is Casemiro’s goals which I worry most about attempting to replace for MUFC next season. He scores so many important goals at crucial junctures during games
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One more year, amigo x
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World class Uruguayan midfielders. We know all about them at Old Trafford
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Lammens is a cup of chamomile tea before bed. Onana, a double espresso
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Jonathan Shrager retweeted
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Šeško is a player, by the way
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I’ve said it many times before and I’ll say it again; selling Garner without giving him a chance was one of Ten Hag’s biggest mistakes during his MUFC tenure. Such a versatile, cerebral, polished footballer
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Both right-backs, Dalot and Garner, have arguably been the best players for their respective teams. Which sort of tells you all you need to know about that first half
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Sesko Football
BENJAMIN SESKO, TAKE A BOW 💫
WHAT A FINISH!
@tntsports & @discoveryplusUK
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The United Strand has indicated there will be 7 minutes of added time
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