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Jonny retweeted
Jun 16
βAy no, tarjeta gris otra vezβ.
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Men are class
Jun 12
A guy has turned up to the pub in Williamsburg with his Panini swaps all sorted in a special folder π₯Ήπ₯Ή
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Jun 10
nigga took mac and cheese to a whole different level π
Jun 10
Guess who is never gonna throw an unsecured bottle of parmesan cheese into their laptop bag ever again?
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Jun 3
Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars
Jun 2
Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people.
The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members.
"The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says.
The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbeanβs Icon of the Seas.
The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more.
The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters.
Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years.
Insane.
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Jonny retweeted
May 30
Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on X after Arsenal lose another final?
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May 28
Americans have a sport where they "try" to kick a 5 yard rolling pass
Dana White: "Canβt stand soccer, I think is the least talented sport on earth. Thereβs a reason 3 year olds can play soccer."
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May 24
30Β° abroad: βletβs explore this town.β
30Β° in the UK: βI may not survive this Sainsburyβs trip.β
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May 23
Pep Guardiola pulling up to JΓΌrgen Klopp's villa in Majorca
Pep Guardiola has an open invitation from JΓΌrgen Klopp to spend some time with him at his villa in Santa Ponsa, Majorca. The German made the offer when he left @LFC last year and Pep promised his old rival it would not be much longer before he would share some champagne with him.
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6 Nov 2016
Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him
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Apr 30
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Jonny retweeted
Apr 27
The plan?
JUST IN: Trump approves idea to rename ICE as NICE β so media would have to say "NICE agents"
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Great to see Russell Brand at the London Marathon
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Apr 23
Win a pair of hospitality tickets to Nottingham Forest v Aston VillaποΈ
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Apr 14
Probably something in the "he's played too many games" theory
Apr 14
No player in the Premier League this season has covered more total distance than Morgan Rogers - 339.5km
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Jonny retweeted
Apr 9
Not that one
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