Self Confessed plant nut, Slept in a tent at the Arctic Circle. Patron Saint of Roast Potatoes. 4th year Beekeeper.
Joined February 2009
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Some weirdoβs been flying a drone over my house and surrounding gardens.
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Morning all, woken up several times in the early hours by the rain. Drinking tea by the open door now. Refreshing. #damp
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Iβm really annoyed that Lavender just wonβt thrive in my garden.
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TheCynicalGardener ππ± retweeted
Looking for a spare Dahlia Brown Sugar. Does anyone have one out there or know where I can source one from? We have plenty of spare Dahlias on our plant stall so happy to do a swap.
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Once again itβs raining, my garden is so lush the lawn is a jungle.
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The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them Β£2,000 for a review.
They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead π.
Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.
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Supposed to be attending #Hivesidetraining today with a bee farmerβ¦ heβs insisted itβs going ahead.
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I have a sneaky feeling the flow has started again, #Honeybees are motoring in & out of the hive.
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Just had the red arrows straight over the house heading north. π
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TheCynicalGardener ππ± retweeted
β οΈOVERTURNED LORRY
πA6 London rd Outbound to Racecourse RBT
βΉοΈDue an overturned lorry, to the Oadby race course rbt, please avoid the area.
Expect severe delays
@LeicsCountyHall
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31 degrees/32 degrees heat at work today. Simply awful.
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Someone needs to put the x files theme music over the top of this clip.
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I thought I was going to have to call in Derek Acorahβs protege when I came downstairs and saw the lid of the litter tray moving across the room on its own.
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Itβs so dry here, my #Honeybees have stopped bringing in nectar. Iβve had to get the hose out to water stuff in pots. Lawn is cracking open. But I am getting the washing dry in double quick time.
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My cucumber seeds are germinating. Further updates as we get them. #Cucumbernews
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4 different species of butterfly in my garden at the same time. Peacock, orange tip a white one and the holly blue.
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TheCynicalGardener ππ± retweeted
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Just worked out Iβve got 36 years national insurance contributions.
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