Joined February 2011
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Go head and give that social media manager a raise 😭
If you can’t handle a Hottieā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ stay out of the kitchenšŸ˜’
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Yall missed again?
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SHE HAS A NAME!!!!!!! Eva Ramón Gallegos successfully eliminates HPV
Mar 19
šŸšØšŸ‡²šŸ‡½ BREAKING — Mexican Scientist Successfully Eliminates HPV.
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Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.
BREAKING: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet.
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Our tax dollars paid for the FBI Director to fly to Italy on a private jet, attend the Gold Medal hockey match, and drink and celebrate with the team after the game. But we’re told the real waste of money is moms buying cookies for their kids with SNAP.
Ladies and gentlemen… the FBI Director.
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And this is why it’s stupid for musicians to sue skaters who use their music.
Donna Summer's "MacArthur Park" has entered the top 10 on US iTunes following Alysa Liu's Olympic Gold Medal win.
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she passed the only test i can think of for not needing to be in a senior care facility lmfao
92-year-old woman climbs 2-meter-high gate to escape nursing home in China.
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RT @YungxJayy: Keith Porter’s murder wasn’t captured on camera, so it’s allowing ICE to sweep it under the rug, but we need to keep talking…
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Every few months I am reminded that wolverines are real animals and not just Hugh Jackman
Did you know Wolverines can be taught to rescue avalanche survivors?
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Her name is Bohlale Mphahlele. Not 16 year old girl. The headline should read : Bohlale Mphahlele, at merely 16 years of age, has invented something to protect all women everywhere. She’s a legend.
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RT @d_nniedarko: y’all keep leaving out keith porter december 31, 2025. outside his own apartment complex by an ICE agent who was off dut…
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why she looking like she’ll be damned if she see another chick on his arm?
I’m convinced she looks this good because she minds her business and stays out the way
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teyana actin like they on a football team LMFAOOOOO i love her
find someone who roots for you the way Teyana Taylor roots for Paul Thomas Anderson. I love her reaction after he won Best Director at the Critics' Choice Awards
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Yes I’m thankful to have a job but these Sunday scaries got me fighting for my life. How am I supposed to go back to work tomorrow???
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Now I know damn well I did not just hear Brady say big booty qb šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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23 Nov 2025
well… yes!
The last day I Doordashed..
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what the actual hell is going on
Government shutdown is over, and we're baaackkkkk!Ā  Ā  But let's be honest: did you really miss us at all?
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the fact that this is even needed? what the fuck is going on. for the past decade the general public has been hell-bent on exposing the ā€˜secret pedo rings of hollywood’ or the ā€˜secret pedo rings of the media’ and now that we have ACTUAL evidence of pedophilia and sex crimes committed by some of the richest and most powerful people in the world… it’s crickets? it has to be VOTED on to be pursued? it requires an AD CAMPAIGN? release the damn files and arrest the people necessary already, i feel like we’re all living in hell.
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Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein come together for a video calling on Congress to release the Epstein files. (cnn.com/politics/live-news/t…)
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In a world full of Brandon Ingrams, be a Jamal Shead

Brandon Ingram is PISSED 😳 (h/t @IngramAlerts, @TheHoopCentral)
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