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jordan lila🐝 @JordanProchnow

we all make choices.// BLACK LIVES MATTER

Joined September 2014
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jordan lila🐝@JordanProchnow
5 Jun 2019
today in therapy my therapist said i need to stop using humor to defend myself and i LITERALLY DABBED ON HER WHY AM I LIKE THIS
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Guppi@guppisound
Jun 12
Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers
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derek guy
@dieworkwear
Jun 10
pet hair improves an outfit through texture and visual interest
eri@missingerika
Jun 9
podemos normalizar tener pelo de gato por toda la ropa, gracias
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soup🍓
@thrluv
Jun 2
girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper
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Lena@chancevisitors
May 24
[offering nothing of value] new york needs me
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゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆@veinIuvr
May 13
and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break
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Mira Gonzalez@miragonz
May 10
the hottest woman you know does not have a single surface in her home that isn't covered in a pile of bullshit. you cannot place a beverage on her coffee table
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RT @LEGOTtNewsI: GIVEAWAY 🚨🦇 We are giving two lucky people a free DIGITAL code for the Deluxe Edition for #LEGOBatmanGame on May 18th Al…
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The Tiger Moth Review@MothReview
Apr 29
“Does the eagle worry that someday/its nest would be destroyed?/Or does it focus on the salmon’s fin,/oscillating through the stream?” Read 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝘿𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝘼𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 by @JordanProchnow: thetigermothreview.com/blog/… #ecopoetry
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†@mourninglambs
Apr 17
This particular image got me though some of my most evil thoughts and headspaces
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Science Cowboy 🦉@aadityad9
Apr 9
Banding cardinals is kinda like mail fraud like I just intercepted a message from your dead grandma
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vivi@mooncatvivi
Mar 30
[with anxiety levels of someone being hunted for sport] aw man i have work tomorrow
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Immortan Joe Mazzulla@normal_jake_
Mar 19
I miss my good friends dunk and egg a lot
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horse dentist
@equine__dentist
Mar 17
get your priorities straight
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diana ☁️@cowboylikewine
Mar 13
nessa sexta-feira 13, eu gostaria de desejar toda a proteção e amor para todos os gatinhos pretos do mundo, eu sinto muito que esses anjos tenham que conviver no mesmo lugar que alguns seres "humanos"
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✶Carnelian✶@carnieflower
Mar 10
They inspire me to be joyous
Cjay
@ced_jayy
Mar 10
This is a perfect logo, makes me happy every time
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victoria ♀️
@fatfabfeminist
Mar 10
anyone know when the paralyzing anxiety of getting In Trouble goes away
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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemon
Mar 8
grab somebody sexy tell em hey!!
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RT @rottedcurse: haven’t seen her on my tl yet so happy international women’s day
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Cadence
@Lemommeringue
Mar 7
There are Washington states everywhere for those with eyes to see
vistaaura
@vistaaura222
Mar 7
Sichuan, China
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RT @mskmalibu: a little girl calling me pretty is like getting elected president y’all wouldn’t get it
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