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Joined June 2008
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16 Dec 2022
*contributes to 2 questions at trivia*
me- wow I’m a genius
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25 Jun 2022
farmhouse rustic is the gen x equivalent to ripped jeans for millennials
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11 Jun 2022
being friends with my friends is like an unpaid internship
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3 Jun 2022
when I saw them OXO good grips containers with the labels for quinoa I knew she was the one
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5 Jan 2022
“how is this bird app free 😂”
it’s not. our mental health is the price we pay
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31 Dec 2021
my friend broke up with his girlfriend and she tried to get him back by emailing him a taco bell gift card so I hope to date someone like that one day
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1 Dec 2021
babe are you okay? you haven’t posted your 2021 spotify wrapped yet
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24 Nov 2021
nothing intimidates me more than the cheesecake factory menu
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15 Nov 2021
no one-
country music- chicken fried jeans that fit just right
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8 Nov 2021
acidentally said yes to 3 separate friendsgivings and having a panic attack
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17 Oct 2021
ur in her DMs, I’m at the back of the bar shazaming these tracks
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22 Sep 2021
ur in her dms, I’m ripping my hair out trying to understand microsoft excel
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24 Aug 2021
sorry I’m late I’ve been trying to cancel this print job for months
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14 Jun 2021
ate an açaí bowl and it cancelled out every bad decision I made this past weekend
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