I tweet a lot of absolute shit …and make oontz oontz music

Joined April 2019
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made a front cover for my black british archives playlist and i spilled so hard
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RT @blixberrie: Why are you lot upset. I thought this was perfectly fine and it was wrong to ever question the police when dealing with vio…
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RT @ratherbeinpisa: normalise not taking your dog to shops and pubs and restaurants with you as if it's your boyfriend x
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JOSEFF C retweeted
the way we nigga-fied this song is insane fr😭
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24 years ago , Vanessa Carlton released the video for ‘A Thousand Miles’
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you lot have such a warped view of what and how brits eat 😂
Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time
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- pop invasion *again* (raye, pink, olivia, lola) - 2 global underground rap stars (mink, esdee) others pioneering international scene (jim, fimi, len) - most successful hyperpop album oat (charli) - uk garage/house scenes in usa, can, nl and aus just the past 2 years btw
so the uk has no more culture export left whatsoever now right
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we really make some of the best music and the videos will have a budget of £2.43 and consist of nothing but macarena adjacent choreography, a green screen and traid charity shop garms. i don’t think anything captures the essence of british culture more.
me: omg we’re so in sync us:
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thanks for agreeing bro but DO SOMETHING
Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?
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this was very satisfying to watch
Is that a security guard or a T1000?
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JOSEFF C retweeted
aimed at the real hay fever victims who don’t want to to squint at the box looking for the medical name
I’m going to say well done and fair play to @BootsUK branding team for this uncompromising product name, they could’ve called it “allergy gone” or similar but no, they went for the very catchy “Fexofenadine Hydrochloride”
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JOSEFF C retweeted
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Weather machine man back from annual leave 🙏🏼
Jun 8
this country in a nutshell
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“YOU AIN’T MY MUVVAAAA”
"ain't" is extremely British
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Never interacting with a UK mf again😭
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got asked by another homo what kind of music I make I said house and electronic… “oh like circuit music?”
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This video gets me every time 😭😭😭
We used to be a country
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we will never let this babe rest
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unsolicited list of where I think euphoria characters would be from in ldn nate: earlsfield cassie & lexi: roehampton/putney maddy: leyton kat: raynes park rue: islington jules: originally bristol but moved to hampstead fez: hounslow/feltham thanks
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the most deprived crime-ridden area in the uk is cleveland, 97% white. destitute effects the people of north taunton, podsmead and jaywick like it does the people of peckham, handsworth and moss side. your success was a product of environment, not proximity to white people.
Replying to @EseAllegra
Im black, was born in elephant and castle. My parents moved to Hertfordshire when i was 1 years old and thank god for that. Grew up in A white area, didnt get into trouble, got into a good career on over 100k. Wouldnt have happened in elephant and castle
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JOSEFF C retweeted
Who old enough to remember when Nigel Farage was specifically anti polish
The Poles are some people, give them a few cans of Tyskie and they’d go to war with us 🇬🇧 🇵🇱
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JOSEFF C retweeted
London Blacks act like they’re the Martin Luther Kings of the UK lmfaoooo delusional
You have to raise black kids in London man
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just call us monkeys
1 1/2 million on the streets of Islington today. Celebrating Arsenal yes, but celebrating ourselves too. Notting Hill Carnival with less cannabis & more red & white. North London in all it's inclusive brilliance Never been so proud to be your MP ❤️ Total answer to Tommy Robinson
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