American Chinese/Caucasian Clinical Psychologist & Utah Jazz fan from Idaho who lives in Colorado. No really. Former resident of Cleveland, OKC, UT, and Phila.

Joined February 2010
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‘We tripled St. Patrick’s Day’: Patrons drank so much beer this weekend that Boston bars ran out trib.al/AKHZbir
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The '26 #NBAFinals finished as the most-watched since '98 & the most EVER on ABC! 🏆 Last Saturday's Knicks vs Spurs Game 5 on ABC drew 24.5M avg. viewers 🏀 Largest NBA Finals Gm 5 audience since '98 🏀 Up 157% from last year's Gm 5 🏀 Peak: 33M More: bit.ly/4uDnaNW
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The NBA Draft is talent and potential centered. However, if a prospect doesn't innately play hard, their athletic gifts are voided. Winners compete!
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Farmland is not natural land! Farmland (not “industrial solar”) is what’s replacing the world’s natural land.
Should farms be treated as similar to "nature" is one of the most important debates that rarely happens explicitly.
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What's the best guess on how the top-4 plays out? Who's rising/falling? What's up with Peterson not working out for Utah/Walker Kessler free agency buzz? All things draft and Giannis/offseason. New ZL Show-->
New Zach Lowe Show: @jkylemann on draft intel/hot takes, Jazz/Peterson/Kessler, Giannis buzz, NBA offseason; @JaredWeissNBA on Finals fall-out in San Antonio: Fox trade-ability, positional holes, Wemby the Villain? Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3h7…
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i think at least two of them get traded and maybe a big
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5) One of Cody/Flip/Brice/Collier traded for a vet (probably more likely midseason, but wouldn't surprise me)
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It would be cool if you could make it shaped like yourself
Vintage T&A jello molds $100
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They will also be served at 250°
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Hot lava pies!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Time to show the new generation of kids what molten lava tastes like 🫪
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Ah I remember the thrill of getting one hot and fresh, the squirt of molten apple goo removing the skin from the top of your mouth and lips, those were the days.
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I will gladly burn my tongue for America's 250th.
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Nostalgic about the 3rd degree burns of the original ones. Bring it!😋
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Nothing like that napalm hot pie filling hitting your mouth when you bit into it, burned your taste buds right off and they didn’t heal for a week.
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I feel the third degree burns to the roof of my mouth already.
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Molten apple volcanoes that scald the inside of your mouth.
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Loved them back in the 1980's. Death hot lava, but oh so good.
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Alert the burn ward.
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celebrate america’s birthday with a nice burn on the roof of your mouth. taste the nostalgia! 🇺🇸
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