arbitrary moralities
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20 May 2025
Dorky we're olde fact of the day: OJ's murder of Nicole was closer on the timeline to the JFK assassination than it is to today
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28 Oct 2024
best normans in basketball history
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2 norman powell
1 norman nixon
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1 Apr 2024
i want you guys to ask me more questions = i want you guys to tee up more opportunities for me to shine
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7 Feb 2024
al jarreau getting a we are the world solo is like christian laettner being on the dream team
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21 Dec 2023
we debated it = i talked about this with someone else and we decided without you
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8 Dec 2023
great content
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6 Dec 2023
you know you’re olde when you routinely drink coffee after dinner
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3 Dec 2023
we mutually agreed to part ways = they fired me and i took it well
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30 Nov 2023
shoutout to all the adults out there wearing pajamas on the plane
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23 Nov 2023
shoutout to all the family members out there who just power through non-verbal cues
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16 Nov 2023
Man: Thanks. I live right around here
Barista: I mean everyone does. No one flies in for our coffee
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