Gynaecologist at Salford Royal
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18 May 2025
En-Route to Bilbao. Over bay of Biscay, should arrive Tuesday night š¾šŖ
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Iām not a conspiracist, nor a woke tin foil hat mong butā¦
If you think this is about safeguarding kids, not about having an online digital ID where you are easier to track down and be arrested for posts the government donāt like, youāre fucking stupid.
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Theyāre brave, that tigers been mauled already
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3 games into the World Cup..
Struggling to get into it for the first time ever.
Is it because itās on at daft o clock?
Or because itās so Americanised using ācooling breaksā to break the game into 4 quarters?
Or is it just because I fucking hate those Yank bastards?
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Apologies to my American friends, no- itās not Americanised because there hasnāt been a shooting as of yet.
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Mrs could pop any time now.
Iāve timed this 5 weeks paternity leave perfectly.
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Jun 10
Fuck him off
Do whatever needs be to get him off, he doesnāt want to be here and heās not wanted here.
Right then, Redsā¦ Marcus Rashford at #MUFC:
KEEP š«£
LOAN āļø
or SELL? š
Feel free to explain your thinking in the quotes or replies! š¬
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Jun 9
Dreading when itās my turn to marry her
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Aināt fixing fuck all with that kit š
'People expect their plumber to be an older, bald white man - not someone like me' manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ā¦
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Germans havnt seen a US strike like that since 1945 x.com/MBPRMA10/status/206333ā¦
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Jun 5
Do Leeds fans only wear one T-shirt all week? Smelly, scruffy cunts.
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May 28
Never thought Iād see the day I have United fans on strings ffs
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May 27
HA. ai has caught you out pretending to be playing at Old Trafford
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May 25
Any tree surgeons, tree planning people etc? Having a nightmare with a TPO and the council. Need some advise, jump in my DMās. Will sort you out.
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May 25
Imaging being able to walk alongside a trophy parade š¤£š¤£
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