Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

THE SHOT 🎥 Your new All-Time leading scorer, Bruce Thornton.

100/10 concept, execution, and album choices 🤩

LANDO NORRIS IS YOUR 2025 WORLD DRIVERS' CHAMPION 🏆🔥

Spent the day with my favorite girls 🥰

Poverty exists not because we can't feed the poor but because we can't satisfy the rich

Iceland is the world’s biggest consumer of SSRIs. They’ve had less than 10 gun homicides since 2020; in the US, there have been over 90,000. Japan is one of the largest video game markets in the world. They have 10 gun deaths per year; the US has nearly 50,000. It’s the guns.

People who are against kids eating meals at the school they are required to be at are the worst people in the world. People who say "it's not free, it's MY TAXES". Good! Feed kids, build a better community. That's a GREAT use of taxes you selfish asshole!

Uh, ya think?

Make it 19 straight 😎

This is what dreams are made of

Had to make a pit stop 🤣🔥

ANCHOR DOWN IN HOOVER ⚓️ THE THIRD SEC TITLE IN SIX SEASONS FOR @VandyBoys 🏆

RFK Jr should be held personally liable for the mortality and morbidity that has and will continue to occur from his recommending anti-scientific views on life-saving vaccines from his office. Reprehensible @HHSGov

Uh, doesn’t the red lightsaber imply he’s a Sith?

We could use a whole lot of this

"Dozens of witnesses testified.. inc. Lombardo, who said Fiore had contacted him..seeking $ for the statue. His campaign account sent a $5K check to Fiore’s PAC..an FBI agent testified that...$5K was transferred to Fiore’s daughter’s account to (cover) Fiore’s rent." Pardon me?

DREAMS DO COME TRUE

Had this ready since 2020 so this is finally seeing the light of Day!!

The raising of the trophy