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Josh Holmes πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @JoshingtonState

Co-Founder of @Octopus_Panic. Co-Creator of NBA Street & Def Jam FFNY. Formerly Co-Founder @MidwinterGames, Creative Director, Studio Head for @Halo.

Joined August 2009
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I just want to take this moment to apologize to the universe, John Schneider, and all my fellow Seahawks fans for ever doubting the selection of Devon Witherspoon. I really wanted us to select Anthony Richardson in the 2023 draft, and well… that would have been bad. Thank you.
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Everett, WA: where you can buy a gun, smoke a bowl, get a happy ending, and take out a payday loan to fund the whole adventureβ€”all without crossing the street.
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Rookie mistake.
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TFW you come home from a two week vacation and discover that your dog sitter has been smoking fentanyl in your guest room.
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Josh Holmes πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Theorycraft Games @theorycraft_inc
29 Jun 2023
We're about an hour away from our first big playtest with a ton of new friends, which makes today the best day because playtest days are the best days. Even bigger playtest days make today... also a best day. It's not a competition. Also ICYMI: a lil' clip from yesterday.
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Josh Holmes πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
Theorycraft Games @theorycraft_inc
28 Jun 2023
Introducing our first game in development, code-named Project Loki. It’s a group adventure, a competitive sandbox and a highlights factory, all at once. It’s a blend of genres players have described as β€œLeague meets Apex meets Smash.” PLAYTEST SIGNUP @ theorycraftgames.com/
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Apple Vision Pro… Inspiring? Terrifying? Both?
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Has there ever been a more awful coach than the Celtics’ Joe Mazzulla heading up a team in the conference finals? This guy is not going to be able to go out in public in Boston without security.
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Will Levis right now
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Love that pick
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What is happening right now @Seahawks??? Wtf is even happening???
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Is it not the expectation of of anyone being appointed a judge (particularly one with lifetime tenure) that you consistently exhibit good judgment?
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Going back to my earliest memories as a child, every time I’ve had the thought, β€œI wonder if this thing could fit in there,” it’s never ended well. :/
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If you were Paul Giamatti’s best friend right now you be like, β€œman, I sure hope they paid you a LOT of money for that Einstein bit in the Verizon commercials. Like… a lot.”
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You’d think the NFL could afford a set of backup chains for the playoffs.
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ChatGPT-Q: β€œConsidering the acceleration of AI tech in coming decades, how much future earning potential is there for a saxophone soloist?” ChatGPT-A: β€œIt’s hard to predict how AI will impact the future earning potential of musicians but audience connection is unique to humans.”
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The fact that @MARVELSNAP allows Ego and Agatha Harkness to remain in the game when their bot AI can’t manage even a *passable* level of play is absolutely mind boggling. Literally the dumbest bot AI I’ve encountered, which is saying a lot.
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Hey @bertkreischer I just saw your commercial for Discount Windows. Nice work! Would have been better w/ @tomsegura though. youtu.be/MkDXl_Tt0nI

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wth is this low-rent Super Bowl halftime show going on in Detroit right now?
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I know this is going to sound morbid, and I apologize in advance but: DAMN if I’m not going to miss Morgan Freeman when he’s gone. Amazing actor, voice of a GOD… dude makes literally everything better just by being in it.
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