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Joined July 2010
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Foolishness is its own reward.
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It's so funny to me that this is the big critical gotcha against John Oliver being passed around, because they're just... describing talkshow comedy. These people think they're being hypnotized because talkshow comedy follows an effective and predictable cadence.
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Joshua J. Slone (Official) retweeted
25 Oct 2019
The year is 2039. President Ivanka Trump's attorney general, Matt Gaetz, opens an investigation of the investigation of the investigation of the investigation of the investigation of the investigation of the investigation of the Trump-Russia investigation.
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Matt Gaetz: “You never know, David — there may be an Attorney General Matt Gaetz down the road, or someone of my liking” Vote.

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Resigning from the House to escape imminent censure or removal by the House Ethics Committee for possibly criminal misbehavior, in order to have a clearer track for becoming Attorney General and head of federal law enforcement: an almost unbelievably perfect MAGA move. 1/2
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Twitter search sucks. No, I don't want to see a bunch of results from accounts I've blocked. No, I don't want to see irrelevant results just because someone has put a term into their display name. And I especially don't want the overlap of those two.
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At least some positive effect. One such account, since I couldn't avoid their tweets, I started reporting. Just got 9 "violation found" notifications.
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Well, think again, Josh. This being hellsite, they apparently appealed out of suspension in a matter of minutes.
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Seiken 3 being remade again.
【情報解禁!】 それぞれの運命、それぞれの選択。運命に翻弄される6人の、マナの剣を巡る物語。『聖剣伝説3 TRIALS of MANA』が待望の舞台化! 2025年3月~4月、東京・大阪にて上演決定! seiken3-tom-stage.com/ #舞台聖剣伝説3
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I wonder if any election simulation games let you pick "trying to escape criminal prosecution" as a top issue.
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I wonder how many days after inauguration that Trump looks at current inflation/job/etc. numbers and says he fixed things.
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Thinking about Stephen King's It, where after living mostly peacefully for a time the characters are presented with the return of the clown demon they thought they'd defeated and have a sudden rush of memories, fear, and revulsion.
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How the hell we getting to Mars now?
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Joshua J. Slone (Official) retweeted
5 Nov 2024
Kamala Harris said WHAT?!
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Voted in a small town, but with only three machines it took about 100 minutes.
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It's nice that there are mobile options for working with spreadsheets like Google Sheets or Collabora Office, but their limited chart options suck.
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Software shipments for Switch through September: 1.306 billion. Software shipments for NES SNES N64 GCN: 1.313 billion.
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Thank you for supporting disarmament of law enforcement, I guess.
5 Nov 2024
ELON MUSK: “Go out there and vote... for Peanut… How can it be that we live in America, supposedly land of the free and the government can barge into your home with guns?”
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Considering how generally well-liked California is by its residents, I feel like this "Everywhere will be California!" thing isn't the bogeyman he wants it to be.
Elon Musk looks into the camera on Rogan's podcast and makes his final warning before Election Day. "If the Dems win this election, they will legalize enough illegals to turn the swing states and everywhere will be like California." "There will be no escape. This is it. This is the last chance. Go out and vote." "Vote like your life depends on it. Vote like your future. depends on it, because it does. This is the last chance." Women are currently outpacing men in early voting by a substantial margin. Men need to get out tomorrow and vote. You should be picking up all your friends and getting to the polls. If you've already voted, your job is not done. Get at least one other person to the polls. Make a plan now. Do it.
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Elon keeps posting this image as if it makes any sense, so I've provided a correction.
4 Nov 2024
Raise your hand if this is you on Election Day
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