I'm straight for Ron Swanson
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23 Feb 2021
Where the Manny reside
Where the Manny reside
Where the Manny reside
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Another recession indicator is mutura being packaged and sold , people making content cooking it.
Also the influx of videos of people making chicken necks
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Depressed, broke, lost his girl and aunt
I'm ready
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My finances are in the pits but last week some guy sold me some airpods pro and I gave him my last โฌ20 . I'll be eating beats for breakfast lunch and supper for the rest of June.
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She's currently my favorite human btw ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน
Apr 23
Went to buy some liver last night and I saw the most beautiful butcher I've ever seen in my life. She's so tall and beautiful and visibly queer.I never thought I'd ever form this sentence but I am crushing on a butcher???. Might go back for more liver ๐๐
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Jun 17
Mwenye nitapata next mamae๐ฃ
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I know I always say I wanna go to New Orleans but shiiiiiittttt I've changed my mind. First place I wanna go is Texas so I can eat all that meat they talk about there.
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Jun 17
It has been over 40 days since I last tasted alcohol. It is purely for medical purposes bro I'm never quitting that shit hahah
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Jun 17
Hahaha
In the Premier League, a club can submit a maximum of 25 senior players for the official squad registration (the โ25-man squad listโ).
But the question many are asking is, why 25? Because 25 in this case is exactly the same number of days since Arsenal won the league title.
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Missing Child Alert.
Help Us find Her.
4 Year old Mary Njeri from Pipeline is missing.
The man behind the disappearance is alleged to be Evan Saisi.
Nyinyi @DCI_Kenya mnangoja firimbi?
@NPSOfficial_KE We need results.
Protect The Children.
@YWGI_Ke @RedVestsProtest @G8GIST (This).
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Jun 16
Rewatching Better Call Saul after binging Breaking Bad.
Can we all agree that Jonathan Banks as Mike Ehrmantraut is one of the best characters ever?
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Jun 16
No such thing as flushable wipes . you will cry proper tears.
Jun 15
I have wet wipes every room in my house @HananProducts actually ate with these flushable wipes๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Jun 16
Ushamba
Jun 15
A group of revelers was spotted flaunting hundreds of thousands of KSh at the newly opened Club Syndicate in Mirema, sparking mixed reactions among Kenyans online.
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Jun 15
Missing Person alert.
Last seen around Juja Town
Contact the Numbers or nearest Police if you have any information please
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