Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

It’s not lost on me also that all of England is celebrating a Declan rice corner goal after a full season of blaming him & Arsenal them for the downfall of the modern game due to set pieces 🙄 #England

Hull City getting mauled by the accountants. 🐅

Ronaldo fanboys looking for reasons why he is better than Messi

Spurs getting Van Hecke for 50 million from Brighton after already getting Sinesi from Bournemouth — I feel like the opportunity to see them go down has passed. 🫤

Fed up of seeing this chap to be honest.

I wonder what football terrorism Tuchel has lined up for us tomorrow in our 2-1 defeat to Croatia.

Marcelo Bielsa was asked why he didn't look up for his World Cup photoshoot 😅 "I'm not a model."

Leeds consider legal action against Leicester after Burnley’s landmark win. Story by @_pauljoyce thetimes.com/sport/football/…

Anyone posting HOTD spoilers will be banned.

Important and powerful piece about the west’s complicity with atrocities in Gaza and our “moral collapse” in the face of unimaginable horror. “We find ourselves in an unprecedented situation. Never before have so many witnessed an industrial-scale slaughter in real time.” lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v46/n05/…

Should have had a TV series with Maul.

Russell Martin FC

Radz:<<That summer Marcelo said to me "the players aren't sustaining my stress anymore, either we change all of them or you change me". I sacked him in February and I have regretted it, because for Leeds fans Bielsa was worth more than a place in the Premier League>>. #LUFC

The first all British F1 podium since 1968 🇬🇧

Mis papás llevándome a mi cama después de ver 10 horas de fútbol seguidas

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named. The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river. The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn. Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound. "Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever. It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin. "Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet. In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair. And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge. You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain. The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste. I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind. Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again. "Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up. Discipline is a journey.

As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time. Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010.

Hahaha fucking hell Geoff how much did they pay you for that