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Andrew Holmes @JudgeHolmes

Scotsman and ray of sunshine. Harmless drudge and miracle of high feeding.

Joined April 2011
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Andrew Holmes retweeted
NorthernBoy - Premier League edition 🐅@NorthernBoy1904
17 Apr 2025
Replying to @NewsOrFallSong
@NewsOrFallSong
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𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼𝙐𝙓@ceefaux
1 Mar 2024
COMPETITION FINALS DAY 5/13. Check out our four listings each day tagged #CEEFAUXVIEWERSCOMP - like & RT the heck out of your faves. We'll count up after 24 hours and have another batch tomorrow. Fri 3/4 from @JudgeHolmes
12:30 SLASH IN THE ATTIC Series in which the notoriously weak-bladdered Guns 'n' Roses guitarist is caught short in people's lofts.

ALT 12:30 SLASH IN THE ATTIC Series in which the notoriously weak-bladdered Guns 'n' Roses guitarist is caught short in people's lofts.

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A couple of late changes to tonight's lineups. #EngSco
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Twitter has just advised me to follow @MotherwellFC and Engelbert Humperdinck. I think they might need to tinker with their algorithms.
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It's Hip To Be Square Sausage. #PutScotlandInASongOrMovie
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Happy May Day.
Soviet Visuals@sovietvisuals
1 May 2018
May Day celebration, Lvov, Ukrainian SSR, 1968.
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CFBClips@CFBClips
4 Jun 2018
The last line.
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"You and I are very much alike, Dr Jones. Archaeology is our religion." #FLOTUS
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82 degrees Fahrenheit. Time to put my afternoon claret in the fridge. #NationalFreelancersDay
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A touching #BruceForsyth tribute at Morrison's:
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An unorthodox spelling of 'swastikas'... x.com/NadineDorries/status/8…

Rt Hon Nadine Dorries
@NadineDorries
6 Jun 2017
Some Conservative posters have been daubed with swass stickers - hard to believe any decent person would vote for Corbyns Jew hating mob x.com/guidofawkes/status/872…
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Matthew Sweet@DrMatthewSweet
25 May 2017
Touch of the late Roy Kinnear in the Pope's reaction here... x.com/GIFs/status/8676040944…

The Ministry of GIFs@GIFs
25 May 2017
x.com/stdio54/statuses/86760… x.com/stdio54/status/8676035…
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Big Field Productions@BigFieldProd
20 Apr 2017
Join us in #BigField for our Pointless remix. All the sound is nicked from the real show, we've just fiddled with it bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/1f60…
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The French detective drama Spiral (Engrenages) and anything by Jonathan Meades. #bbcfouris15
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Andrew Holmes retweeted
The Economist
@TheEconomist
8 Jan 2017
2016’s grim words of the year econ.st/2j58ncd

2016’s grim words of the year

The year had not enough “hygge”, and much too much of “Brexit”, “Remoaners”, “alt-right” and “fake news”

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A whisky I've just seen apparently tastes of 'the top crispy edges of a lemon drizzle cake and eucalyptus pastels'.
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Quite Interesting
@qikipedia
11 Dec 2016
“Bundespräsidentenstichwahlwiederholungsverschiebung” is Austria’s word of the year.
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BBC Archive
@BBCArchive
1 Dec 2016
#OTD 1971: Up in one! Up in one! Nationwide met a man training to become the World Champion Upside-Down Beer Drinker*. *Drink responsibly
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Andrew Holmes retweeted
Alan's Dictaphone@PartridgeIdeas
2 Aug 2016
(Via @bobbywilcox)
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Private Eye Magazine
@PrivateEyeNews
6 Jul 2016
Leave Special - Eye 1422 is out now.
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