Lover of Richard, booze hound and all round legend! Did someone mention Gin?! (parody account)

Joined October 2011
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Well that was the longest gin blackout in history! #fiveyears
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Why is there a tv show dedicated to trains? They always run late and they smell of piss! Richards loving it mind #trainspottingLIVE
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So I was just sat here opening s bag of crisps and Myleene Klass was here like a shot! #famehungry
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Why is @AmandaHolden on this morning?! Why wasn't I called if they needed a replacement?! #livid
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I've had so much gin I can actually hear colours
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I thought I bumped into Jeanette Krankie this morning but it was just @kategarraway hanging out her washing
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I see Anthea Turner is still on tv...... So much for voodoo #healthlottery
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My only memory of last night is doing the Macarena outside mcdonalds while @reallorraine was sick in a postbox
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Woke up with a hangover and the first thing I saw was Caroline Flack on my tv..... Today is not going to be a good day #baconsandwich
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Drunkenly emptying the kitchen drawers and shouting "THIS IS AN ART ATTACK,THIS IS ART ATTACK!!!" has not impressed Richard one bit #awkward
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Considering recording a Christmas album this year with @denisefelch1 ..... Richards beside himself with giggles
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Judy Finnigans retweeted
6 Sep 2015
Doesn't really seem like a suitable punishment!
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@aleksshirov2 @denisefelch1 something like that love
Drunkenly found my way into the neighbours wall cavity. Spent all day knocking the wall and making "woo" noises...They now have a priest in
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Woke up in the neighbours hedge and crawled out just as they were eating dinner.... Disapproving looks all round #awkward
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Just saw Myleene Klass running down Bond Street.... Someone must be opening an envelope
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What's the easiest way to remove handcuffs? Asking for a friend
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@JudyFinnigans: Apparently you are always 6ft away from a rat.... The same rule applies for Emeli Sandé