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Yeth
21 May 2025
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This was a very long day on the internet 😂
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Literally EVERYONE is saying this and I’m gna do exactly that 🙂↕️
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THANK GOD
If I gotta ask, that ain’t the woman for me.
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You ever been out and a man ask you to put your feet on his lap while yall talk?
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Just realized I don’t wna talk to yall no more. Goodnight, friends. Sleep well. 💕
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GIRL please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.
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RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads
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Saying this when you look like that in your pinned!?? Baby YOU are the favorite omg 😩😮💨
Look at me I’m God’s favorite 😭
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These look so damn good
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One of the greatest perspective shifts ever
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God honors his favorites by crushing them, drops the whole insufferable wretched weight of purpose on their spines until they either snap into shape or snap entirely. the unburdened, those buoyant grinning vapid little phantoms drifting through their own lives without a single crushing thing to carry, they are forgotten
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God honors his favorites by crushing them, drops the whole insufferable wretched weight of purpose on their spines until they either snap into shape or snap entirely. the unburdened, those buoyant grinning vapid little phantoms drifting through their own lives without a single crushing thing to carry, they are forgotten
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Me yesterday. I was doing shit for the plot and enjoyed myself real bad. I am young, sexy, educated and single. I can quite literally do what tf I want
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i love when i rediscover my love for going out like omg maybe i do love going outside, looking sexy, & flirting again!
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Gave my exhausted Amazon delivery guy a protein snack and Fresca to drink. It was so humid today.
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It’s drugs and a gun in mine as well
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Nah fr 😭😭😭
It’s drugs and a gun in mine as well
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Ohhhhh so the issue isn’t I’m not girly, it’s that I’m poor 😭
lol I will guide you! A twilly is a scarf that is wrapped around the handle of your handbag. Most commonly with LV and Hermes bags!
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Need that
You ever been out and a man ask you to put your feet on his lap while yall talk?
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especially when yall tipsy, it’s like ahhh this is what love feels like 😂
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You lucky I wasn't there. I would've had your girl like this at that swingers party!
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