(she/her) Tells jokes, is an actor sometimes, has traveled the galaxy, flung a prosthetic dick at a dude's head once during a comedy show.
Joined March 2018
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27 Feb 2023
A non comprehensive list of examples of asexual reproduction:
- single-cell mitosis
- vegetative propogation
- me pretending I'm straight.
- spore formation
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible bit.ly/3S5Lh6r
ALT Black background with white text that reads "We remain dedicated to finding the angles that best frame the basic rights of the gender-nonconforming as up for debate, and we will use these same angles over and over again in hopes that this repetition makes them suffer." Attributed to The Onion Editorial Board
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23 Jan 2023
Informative. I wish someone had given me this when I was younger.
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19 Jan 2023
Here's a video of me at Portland's Funniest Person competition absolutely losing the competition (still funny though).
youtu.be/isuLkNLQeV8
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24 Dec 2022
Enjoy your Christmas psychedelics!
How else are you supposed to talk to ghosts?
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16 Dec 2022
I empathize with Elon Musk's concerns about flight tracking, which is why I am calling on Congress to ban private jets. The best way for us to keep billionaires safe is if they simply travel on a commercial flight surrounded by security and air marshals.
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17 Dec 2022
So we can all acknowledge that no one doxxed Elon Musk, right? If anything, he doxxed himself by traveling exclusively on a private jet that is tracked with data is made available to the public.
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15 Dec 2022
Huge announcement: Official Homelander digital collectible cards have arrived! Celebrate our greatest hero’s life and crimefighting career by owning an authentic and non-fungible JPEG of him. Buy now for 777 VoughtCoin while you still can!
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13 Dec 2022
I saw several ppl on here yesterday raising fears about a potential "biological test" for transness. while I agree that such a test would cause grave harm (e.g., eugenics), the possibility of this happening is zero & anyone claiming otherwise doesn't know shit about biology...🧵
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12 Dec 2022
It's kinda a bummer that Arrested Development didn't come out later than it did cuz every single Bluth would've fallen for a different crypto scam and I think that's beautiful.
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6 Dec 2022
Greetings! It is I, Charles Dickens, and today I am not here to TELL the story – I am here to answer your questions ABOUT the story. Go ahead, ask me anything about The Muppet Christmas Carol in honor of the film's 30th anniversary this week!
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6 Dec 2022
I had to explain the cultural significance of shark plushies in queer culture to some straight people today.
There were some surprises people weren't ready for.
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6 Dec 2022
If you're waiting for the police to protect drag queens from violence I have some bad news for you and it's about the entire history of drag queens
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4 Dec 2022
I wish we lived in the world The New York Times describes, where being trans is super easy and even cool and health care just falls from the sky. But we live in this one, where we face twice as much poverty, four times as much violence, and most of us who need care can't get it.
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2 Dec 2022
It's amazing how gender can impact dating habits regardless of sexuality.
Straight men masturbate before a big date so they're thinking clearly, straight women eat before a big date for similar reasons.
Gay men will skip dinner altogether, whereas lesbians prefer to eat out.
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2 Dec 2022
Aaand the floodgate's open. Like the "trans debate," there's now "a conversation to be had" about "people with Jewish last names" controlling the media and banking
2 Dec 2022
Steven Crowder on Kanye: "he's not wrong about everything. Look, is there a conversation to be had about people with Jewish last names exploiting people in the performance arts? Yeah!"
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