Prophecy: next bear market bottom won’t be put in until Sam has become public enemy #1 on CT. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

Bitcoin fixes this

honestly this video taught me more about markets than any benjamin graham book ever did

“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. He is rich who owns the day, and no one owns the day who allows it to be invaded with fret and anxiety. Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities, no doubt crept in. Forget them as soon as you can, tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely, with too high a spirit to be cumbered with your old nonsense. This new day is too dear, with its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on the yesterdays.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

When my wife asks me for the investment thesis behind my crypto portfolio

“I don’t even see the candlesticks anymore, all I see is wintermute, jane street, binance spot seller, saylor twap”

Prob the most mind blowing feat of strength I’ve ever seen.

Found an investment property I like with an open house today…. Gonna go scatter a bunch of my peptide needles along the sidewalk outside before it starts

“The easy road goes from 100k to 250k.”

“Claude, draft a sympathetic, humanizing tweet about the Islamic terrorists who tried to kill NYC Police Officers with IEDs. Call them teenagers even though they’re both adult men. Blame the people exercising their 1st Amendment rights on a public street. Make no mistakes.” @CNN

monitoring my deteriorating financial situation like

The autonomous weapons and mass surveillance experts have once again returned to being Middle-East geopolitical experts, GM

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

C̶y̶p̶h̶e̶r̶p̶u̶n̶k̶s̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶g̶s̶ P̶r̶o̶g̶r̶a̶m̶m̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶g̶s̶ D̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶g̶s̶ E̶a̶r̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶d̶o̶p̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ b̶a̶g̶s̶ E̶x̶c̶h̶a̶n̶g̶e̶s̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶g̶s̶ N̶o̶r̶m̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶g̶s̶ C̶o̶r̶p̶o̶r̶a̶t̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶g̶s̶ I̶n̶s̶t̶i̶t̶u̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶g̶s̶ G̶o̶v̶e̶r̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶g̶s̶ Agents buy our bags.

Nobody: @saylor: “Strategy has acquired an additional $90 million of #bitcoin at an average price 13% higher than the current price.”

Me at the Super Bowl party waiting to shift the conversation to currency debasement

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