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Andy Duncan retweeted
Jun 13
they’re not making it past the group stage, how do you have a starting 11 of injured players😭
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Scottish fan to me: Where you from?
Me: Massachusetts
Scottish fan: Never heard of it
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El Cheapo
Jun 13
Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a mobile. Mexicans are light years ahead of us.
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Cliff Richard in blackface the real scandal here.
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Andy Duncan retweeted
Men are class
Jun 12
A guy has turned up to the pub in Williamsburg with his Panini swaps all sorted in a special folder 🥹🥹
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Jun 13
Always thought you had to have your kit off to be a streaker.
Jun 13
Streaker at the USA Soccer game didn’t make it a single step
All-time performance
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Jun 12
Superb.
Jun 12
🚨🇬🇭 Thomas Partey, denied access to Canada and not available for Ghana opening game at the World Cup — reports @Dan_Sheldon_.
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Andy Duncan retweeted
Jun 11
The huge effect month of birth has on likelihood of making it as a top footballer
From Fink Tank by @Dannythefink in Times
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Jun 12
I’d forgotten about that. Didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Jun 11
Weakest defence from a South African since Pistorius said he thought it was a burglar in his toilet
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Andy Duncan retweeted
Jun 11
Jimenez scoring a world cup goal at the Azteca, and in a few weeks he'll be sat on a team bus in Wolverhampton while Trippier shows him photos of his new XL bully
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Jun 11
Hadn’t thought about Christina Unkel for a whole two years and it was better that way.
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Jun 11
The lad playing centre mid for South Africa the sort of clogger you don’t see much nowadays in top level football.
Get it, studs on it, pass it 5 yards sideways.
#BafanaBafana #WC2026
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Andy Duncan retweeted
As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time.
Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010.
Happy World Cup Eve everybody! To celebrate tomorrow's big kick off, we thought we'd bang another rankers episode out and compile the top 10 funniest World Cup moments of all time. Let us know what we missed and smash a like in the same way Diana Ross smashed that pen in 94
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Andy Duncan retweeted
Jun 11
Touch rating: off-the-scale classy
Jun 11
Uefa have appointed Omar Artan, the Somalian referee barred entry to the US for the World Cup, as referee of August's Super Cup final between PSG and Aston Villa
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Andy Duncan retweeted
Jun 11
The most "AI slop" actual human being in World Cup history?
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Jun 10
ITV graphics department making it look like Ivan Toney has just given Batman 24 hours to save Gotham.
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Andy Duncan retweeted
Jun 10
Betting as a source of fun, or as a semi-serious vocation, is being destroyed in front of our eyes but they want to police work sweepstakes. It’s got to be a wind up?
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